Buckle your seatbelt…it’s Topless Tuesday!
You ever hear those stories told by married couples who explain how a mutual friend introduced them and it was bliss ever since? Well I was introduced to Scott Eastwood by E! News. At this moment, I would like to formally extend an invitation to my future wedding to all my buddies at E!. Yes, I’m that sure Scott will propose to me as soon as he reads this.
Anywho, if you thought that Scott’s last name sounds familiar, you are correct. Scott Eastwood is the son of Clint Eastwood and while I do not agree with Clint’s politics, I can agree that he can make a beautiful son.
Scott graced us with his presence March 21, 1986 and what a glorious day that was. Scott was born in San Diego, CA, but grew up in Hawaii. This means that Scott is typically shirtless because, as he told People magazine, he really loves to surf. I’m into it.
Another fun fact about Scott, he is part owner of a dive bar called Saddle, which is located in Solana Beach, CA. Don’t worry, I have already booked my plane ticket.
As you can probably tell by the photos, Scott makes monies as a model (Abercrombie anyone?) and I’m pretty sure he was born to be one. But believe it or not, Scott has other dreams besides looking good. He wants to break into acting…just like his dad.
The clone of Clint has appeared in four of his dad’s movies and starred in Texas Chainsaw 3D. So pissed I missed that one. As for the small screen, Scott has appeared on Chicago Fire as Officer Jim Barnes in two episodes and it looks like he will be making some more cameos with last week’s Topless Tuesday gent.
Hey Scott, I’m not sure of my ring size, but I will go get measured tomorrow morning! Ttyl.
It’s time for Topless Tuesday. You know what that means!
If you don’t actually know what that means, visit this link and I recommend taking your top off too, you know, live like the natives did.
I have been getting requests for this gentleman for quite some time. I have finally decided to listen to my adoring fans and give them what they’ve been asking for. You’re welcome :)
It also doesn’t hurt that Chicago Fire (the television show Taylor stars in) premieres tonight at 10pm on NBC. Hopefully, I can get some more clicks/readers and be able to buy my cat something nice from the ad revenue.
Here are the need-to-know facts about Taylor:
- Born July 15, 1981 in Lancaster, PA – another one that was so close, yet so far
- He has three brothers …translation…I can still get with a brother
- Went to West Virginia University and studied Business Management
- Decided to pursue acting and modeling – great, great decision
- Besides Chicago Fire, Taylor can be seen on Shameless, Castle, CSI: NY and Rizzoli & Isles
Now, I recommend you sit down for this mini paragraph.
Taylor has been dating a lady since 2011. That lady’s name is Lady Gaga. They met on the set of Gaga’s music video You and I. Is your mind absolutely blown? Mine was when I found this tidbit out.
Honestly, is it just me, or wouldn’t it be slightly odd dating Lady Gaga. I mean she literally looks different every time I see her. This raises a number of questions:
- Does Gaga look one way when they go to bed and completely different in the morning?
- Is Taylor alright with the fact that Gaga dresses up as a man from time to time?
- Does Taylor know his girlfriend once hatched from a damn egg?
Taylor – I’m single, ready to mingle and I’m 84% sure that I didn’t hatch from an egg. Call me!
Hey Ladies, while this man may not be a celebrity to you, he is a celebrity where I work. I’m sorry to say, this fine gentleman is taken, but he would be more than happy to show you his heart (get it?).
He likes extremely long walks on the beach, softball tournaments and Miley Cyrus. What’s not to love?
If you have a special gentleman in your life that you would like to showcase for Topless Tuesday, send them on over! Big B and I will be picking the best looking gent for your viewing pleasure.
Before I begin, I would like to thank the Style Network for playing mini marathons of Sex and the City. Lately, my Saturday and Sunday afternoons have been booked solid with Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda.
No, I’m not randomly thanking the Style Network, I have a point. The gentleman chosen for this week’s Topless Tuesday was a guest star alongside the girls…
I know, it’s not the best picture in the world, but it’s all I’ve got to work with.
Anywho, if you don’t recognize Blair, he is best known for his roles on L.A. Law, Sex and the City, The New Adventures of Old Christine and those are only a few of the television shows he has starred on. I mean, he has been locking down TV and movie roles since 1985.
Blair was born August 25, 1964 in Tacoma, Washington. Skipping a few years ahead to college, Blair attended the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama in Pittsburg, PA. I can’t believe he was only a six-hour drive away from me! Typical.
While Blair hit the silver screen first with a film called Kush Groove, the ball really started rolling when he landed a guest spot on The Cosby Show. His appearance with Bill and the gang led to One Life to Live, where a majority of celebrities make a stop at the beginnings of an acting career. If you’re really interested, click here for a full list of Blair’s movie and TV appearances.
Now to my favorite part of the Topless Tuesday post. It’s time for the Fun Facts!
- Blair was on the cover of a 1996 issue of Playgirl.
- President Barack Obama is an old pal. The two became acquainted when Blair was researching his legal role for L.A. Law at Harvard the same time Obama was president of the Harvard Law Review.
- Even though Blair is primarily an actor, he has a Grammy Award! He won in 2009 for Best Spoken Word Album, An Inconvenient Truth.
There is no point in me continuing this post. I just found out that Blair is married and has been married since 1994…to the same woman. I guess that means they really like each other. On top of that, they have three children. Ugh. No hope for us single ladies out there.
I hope you’re sitting down, because I am about to create a revolution. I am declaring today…Throwback Topless Tuesday! Boom…mind blown. Instead of focusing on a young gentleman of today, I will hop in my time machine and choose a man from back in the day.
Can you recall where were you on August 18th in the year 1936? Full disclosure: I wasn’t born yet, but I am hoping I was a cat in my past life. If you’re wondering why I’m asking about a rando date in 1936, it’s because Robert Redford (first name Charles) was born!
At a ripe 77 years old, Robert is still killing it, but remember this is Throwback Topless Tuesday – let’s chat about the good old days. Robert was born in Santa Monica, CA, slid through high school and attended the University of Colorado for two and a half years. He was asked to leave…I’m still investigating as to why. I’m hoping it had to do with a wild party at his frat house.
After the requisite soul-searching trip around Europe, Robert landed up taking classes at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in NYC. This obviously sparked the love of acting inside his soul.
Robert started out in television / theatre and then hit the big screen with his movie debut, “War Hunt.” After a slew of other movies, Robert was offered the male lead in “The Graduate” and “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” Sadly, Redford turned both roles down because he was concerned about his image – mainly because he was a beautiful blonde male and wanted people to take him seriously. I must say, I can’t really see Robert getting loud with Liz Taylor.
Anywho, my mom is a Redford fan and would talk about Robert and how much she enjoyed the movie “The Way We Were” with Barbara, yes Barbra Streisand. Warning: The movie will most likely make you hate marriage. Obviously, I’m a fan. After that gem, Robert starred in “The Sting” which finally got him an Oscar nomination.
I can honestly go on and on about the career highs Redford has experienced and is still experiencing today, but I really want to go to sleep so I will just post this sweet, sweet photo of him.
Robert – Thanks for making my mom happy!
Yes. It is time for everyone’s favorite day of the week. It’s Topless Tuesday!
Don’t recognize the name? Don’t worry, I didn’t either. But this man goes by another name…”The Zesty Guy.” Yes, you’ve all seen the Kraft commercials and print ads advertising the Zesty Italian dressing and my goodness…what great ads they are.
The Zesty Guy has a real name and it’s Anderson Davis. Anderson was born and raised in Northern California and has a love for sports. His love for sports led him to a deal with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays…that’s a baseball team btw. Sadly, Anderson’s baseball dreams were cut short because of an injury. Honestly, I’m glad they did, because look at what gift God has given us!
Anderson has had other jobs besides embodying Kraft’s Italian Dressing. He has appeared on some soaps, CSI and models. I did find out that he appeared in a Katy Perry music video! Anderson plays the other dude that Katy Perry doesn’t love because she still loves her previous boyfriend that died in the war. Get it, Katy.
Anywho, Anderson has caused some controversy with his zesty ads. A Christian group is outraged because he is shirtless and almost in his full birthday suit in the ads. What’s the big deal? I’ve seen racier.
If you want to get in contact with the Zesty Guy…he has a Twitter! Check him out @TheZestyGuy. You can also create a ZestyGram. It’s basically a personalized Ecard to send to your friends. I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow!
Anderson, thank you and stay zesty.
While I was cruising home this evening, I heard a song by a beautifully handsome gentleman that everyone knows the lyrics to…whether you want to admit it or not.
Hint: “Let me be your hero.”
There are three things that pop into my mind when I hear Enrique’s name:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt screaming her face off in the music video for Enrique’s jam “Hero.”
- A beautiful beauty mark
- Leather pants
Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler graced us with his presence May 8, 1975. He was born in Madrid, Spain and you can never say no to a Spanish man.
Fun Facts about Enrique:
- He recorded his first demo tape on a cassette tape…remember those?
- Enrique’s dad is Julio Iglesias…he’s sort of a famous Spanish singer…okay he’s really famous.
- Enrique recorded his first album in Toronto
- This handsome man has released a total of nine albums and had completed six world tours…seven if you count this summer’s tour with J.LO!
- He’s been dating tennis star Anna Kournikova since 2001…no one really knows if they are a married or not…for the rest of womankind’s sake… hopefully not.
- Enrique is a TV star…he has guest starred on “How I Met Your Mother” and “Two and a Half Men.”
Out of all of Enrique’s accomplishments, there is one Enrique moment that always sticks out in my mind as the best…ever. You can view it below:
You can probably guess why I deemed this Enrique’s best moment in the history of moments, but I will tell you anyways. He was so, so close to my spiritual goddess The Legendary Miss Britney Spears.
Enrique – See you in A.C. boo!
By now you should know that Tuesdays are officially Topless…I even wrote an official memo, licked a stamp and sent it to the President. Still waiting to hear back Barack…
Anywho…without further ado.
This past weekend my roommates and I watched the movie “Duplicity,” starring Julia Roberts and the handsome, handsome Clive Owen. Since the actor whips his shirt off many times during the two-hour film, I decided to share the wealth and post this topless beauty on my blog!
Even though Clive is a tad older than me…23 years older to be exact…I’m not ashamed to admit that I would do questionable things if I was ever in his orbit. Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t either…he’s from the UK for Christ’s sakes. Accents get most, if not all, women every damn time…that’s one of the four things I have learned from reading Cosmo month after month.
Clive’s career began with television roles and on the stage. Being in the acting game since 1987, it wasn’t until 1991 when Clive really turned heads with the film “Close My Eyes.” The film portrayed a brother and sister who were having a love affair. If that’s not a head turner…wait till you hear this gem! Clive did a full-frontal nude scene for the film…yea, that would turn my head too.
Mr. Owen has been in many films, TV shows and stage productions, but I want to highlight my favise Clive film to date…”Derailed.” This was my first Clive experience and besides starring Jennifer “prettier than Angelina” Aniston, this film is the definition of the term mind blow. Since I don’t want to spill the beans, I won’t go into the plot at all, but after you see the film you will be derailed along with Clive and Jennifer.
Sadly, Clive has a wife in real life…her name is Sarah-Jane Fenton and they have been married since 1995. If that isn’t bad enough, the couple has two daughters…Hannah and Eve.
Guess there is no hope for this bitch, but if “Derailed” tells me anything…
Clive – Call a lady!
In anticipation of Kelly Clarkson’s new show “Duets” debuting this Thursday…I am dedicating this Topless Tuesday to a singer on the show.
Side note: Yes, I know there are three other singers competing on “Duets,” but let’s be real… Kelly Clarkson is going to win because she is America’s Idol.
And no, Kelly Clarkson is not the Topless Tuesday gentleman…you pervert.
One of the most important things about Robin Charles Thicke is that he is the offspring of Alan Thicke aka Mr. Seaver from “Growing Pains.”
Robin hatched March 10, 1977 in beautiful Los Angles, Calif.
Let’s skip all the childhood history junk and talk about the most obvious thing about Robin Thicke. I’m pretty sure if you stare at him for too long, you will most likely go blind. He is just that handsome.
Robin started out in the music industry collaborating with other artists including Brandy, Jordan Knight, Xtina and Mya.
In 2002, Robin, going only by Thicke at that point, released his debut single “When I Get You Alone.” It didn’t make waves on the charts, but it did earn him enough clout to release a whole album.
“A Beautiful World” was Thicke’s first album and it debuted at number 152 of the Billboard charts. I guess America was blinded by Robin’s good looks that they couldn’t find the CD in the store. He has since released “The Evolution of Robin Thicke,” “Something Else,” “Sex Therapy” and “Love After War.”
He has also collaborated with many heavyweights in the rap/R&B world: Lil’ Wayne, Faith Evans, Pharrell, Jay-Z, and Nicki Minaj are just a few. Thicke also went on tour with Mrs. Hova…Beyonce herself.
Ok ladies…it’s time for me to ruin your day. Thicke married actress Paula Patton in 2005…they have a son Julian Fuego Thicke who was born in 2010. The really devastating part about all of this is that Robin began dating Paula when he was 16-years-old. He is beautiful and dedicated…ugh.
Robin – I’m excited to get to see you on a weekly basis. ABC is known for making poor choices (like when they cancelled “GCB“) but they finally made a right choice by plopping you on a singing competition show.
I’m back and hopefully prettier than ever. In honor of my epic return to my sweet, sweet blog…it’s time for a special occasion…Topless Thursday.
So after an invigorating day at the office and then a trip through hell…aka my night class, I came home to enjoy a bowl of soup and some Harry Potter action with my roommate and cat…Baby Al.
Let me start out by saying that I have only seen the very first Potter film. I skipped the five billion ones in between, that is until the very last one. Honestly, I felt like I was in a dark room looking for my pants. P.S. do not try that at home.
Anywho, the only beacon of light in the film was that blonde beauty Draco Malfoy aka Tom Felton.
Thomas Felton was born September 22, 1987 and hails from Epsom, Surrey, England.
He began his acting career appearing in commercials and took on small roles in various movies.
Since no one wants to hear about those, I’ll get to the good stuff.
At 12-years-old, Felton landed for the role of Draco in the first Potter film. Surprisingly, Felton originally auditioned for the part of Ron Weasley, which subsequently went to (Ginger) Rupert Grint. Draco brought Felton much fame and a way busier schedule.
When he does have some free time, Tom likes to do a little singing. Under the name “Feltbeats” there are a boatload of videos starring Felton singing some bitching tunes.
As for his personal life, unfortunately Felton has a lady. Her name is Jade Olivia Gordon and they met on the set of one of those Harry Potter movies. Gordon was an assistant to the stunt coordinator and that’s where she laid eyes on that precious Felton…jealous.
Of course I did a little research and they are apparently still together…yuck.
Felton has stated that he would like to pursue an acting career after the Potter series has wrapped up. I certainly hope that’s true…Felton could definitely play Ryan Gosling in the Ryan Gosling biopic.
Tom – Call me…please. I’d even be okay with an e-mail.