Topless Thursday

Hey kids!

I’m back and hopefully prettier than ever. In honor of my epic return to my sweet, sweet blog…it’s time for a special occasion…Topless Thursday.

Tom Felton

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So after an invigorating day at the office and then a trip through hell…aka my night class, I came home to enjoy a bowl of soup and some Harry Potter action with my roommate and cat…Baby Al.

Let me start out by saying that I have only seen the very first Potter film. I skipped the five billion ones in between, that is until the very last one. Honestly, I felt like I was in a dark room looking for my pants. P.S. do not try that at home.

Anywho, the only beacon of light in the film was that blonde beauty Draco Malfoy aka Tom Felton.

Thomas Felton was born September 22, 1987 and hails from Epsom, Surrey, England.

He began his acting career appearing in commercials and took on small roles in various movies.

Since no one wants to hear about those, I’ll get to the good stuff.

At 12-years-old, Felton landed for the role of Draco in the first Potter film. Surprisingly, Felton originally auditioned for the part of Ron Weasley, which subsequently went to (Ginger) Rupert Grint. Draco brought Felton much fame and a way busier schedule.

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When he does have some free time, Tom likes to do a little singing. Under the name “Feltbeats” there are a boatload of videos starring Felton singing some bitching tunes.

As for his personal life, unfortunately Felton has a lady. Her name is Jade Olivia Gordon and they met on the set of one of those Harry Potter movies. Gordon was an assistant to the stunt coordinator and that’s where she laid eyes on that precious Felton…jealous.

Of course I did a little research and they are apparently still together…yuck.

Felton has stated that he would like to pursue an acting career after the Potter series has wrapped up. I certainly hope that’s true…Felton could definitely play Ryan Gosling in the Ryan Gosling biopic.

Tom – Call me…please. I’d even be okay with an e-mail.

Topless Thursday

In the spirit of mixing things up, I would like to deem this Thursday a Topless Thursday!

Scott Disick

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When we first met Scott on the early seasons of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” he was Kourtney’s boyfriend that everyone loved to hate. At the beginning, I was certainly a passenger on the I hate Scott train. But after all these years I have come to absolutely LOVE Scott.

While I believe Mr. Kourtney Kardashian is a handsome gentleman, he also offers up hilarious commentary during every and all occasions.

For example:

  • $3000 for a walking stick…sounds reasonable
  • Now that’s a gentleman’s photo, I’ve got my son, a nice tan, birds and my hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano
  • This night really went from first class to coach

Scott Disick hatched May 26, 1983 in Eastport N.Y. He has a brother named David whose occupation is photographer. Scott attended the Ross School, which is a private school (obviously) in New York. That’s all I really know about his background. Disick is a man of mystery.

Side note: Does anyone really know what Scott does for a living? I decided to check his Wikipedia page and one of the occupations listed is man of conspicuous leisure. Like a boss.

Scott began dating Kourtney in 2007 and the pair has had a rocky past. In 2009, Kourtney and Scott’s son Mason Dash Disick was born and things seemed to take a turn for the better. But Khloe, Scott and Kourtney have made it well-known that Scott does not sleep in the same bed as his lady…Mason does. Since it’s not my place to judge, I will say…whatever floats thy boat.

In lieu of having any more hot gossip about Scott, I will just post a topless picture.

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