Topless Tuesday

While I was cruising home this evening, I heard a song by a beautifully handsome gentleman that everyone knows the lyrics to…whether you want to admit it or not.

Hint: “Let me be your hero.”

Enrique Iglesias

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There are three things that pop into my mind when I hear Enrique’s name:

  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt screaming her face off in the music video for Enrique’s jam “Hero.”
  2. A beautiful beauty mark
  3. Leather pants

Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler graced us with his presence May 8, 1975. He was born in Madrid, Spain and you can never say no to a Spanish man.

Fun Facts about Enrique:

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  • He recorded his first demo tape on a cassette tape…remember those?
  • Enrique’s dad is Julio Iglesias…he’s sort of a famous Spanish singer…okay he’s really famous.
  • Enrique recorded his first album in Toronto
  • This handsome man has released a total of nine albums and had completed six world tours…seven if you count this summer’s tour with J.LO!
  • He’s been dating tennis star Anna Kournikova since 2001…no one really knows if they are a married or not…for the rest of womankind’s sake… hopefully not.
  • Enrique is a TV star…he has guest starred on “How I Met Your Mother” and “Two and a Half Men.”

Out of all of Enrique’s accomplishments, there is one Enrique moment that always sticks out in my mind as the best…ever. You can view it below:

You can probably guess why I deemed this Enrique’s best moment in the history of moments, but I will tell you anyways. He was so, so close to my spiritual goddess The Legendary Miss Britney Spears.

Enrique – See you in A.C. boo!



Topless Tuesday

As you have probably surmised from all of my previous posts, I’m not well versed in sports. But I will not let that stop me from showcasing a topless athlete every so often.

Before I reveal this week’s topless gent, I want you to know that I am, in fact, oddly attracted to this man. Now that I got that off my chest…

Chris Andersen aka Birdman

Chris Andersen

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You may recognize Mr. Andersen from his affiliation with the Denver Nuggets and/or from his sweet and colorful tattoos.

Note: The picture on your left is an earlier version of Chris. He has amped up his tattoos substantially as you will see later on.

Anywho, Chris was born July 17, 1978 in Long Beach, Calif., but was raised in Iola, Texas…which explains his fascination with hunting.

Since playing basketball in high school didn’t earn Birdman a college scholarship, he decided to attend Blinn College in Brenham, Texas. Completing a year of college, Chris went undrafted in the NBA Draft in 1999. He subsequently signed with the Chinese Basketball League and hauled ass to China.

Chris told Inked Magazine that “China really toughened me up. When I played there, they could actually still smoke in the arena as you’re playing…I saw this one guy just burn one down in three or four puffs, then just whip out another one and light it up right there. That definitely made it tougher as a player, playing in those conditions.”

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After one year in China, Chris returned to the States and signed with the NBDL for a season. Finally, the Denver Nuggets picked up the Birdman.

Enough of all that sports junk…let’s discuss the more important things:

  • Chris stands at 6’10 which makes him climb like a tree worthy.
  •  He scooped up the name Birdman because after he scores, he flaps his arms like a bird.
  • The first tattoos Birdman got were two Chinese symbols meaning the good and the bad.
  • The phrase “Free Bird” is tattooed across his neck.
  • He was suspended from the NBA for two years for violating the league’s drug policy.

Ever since the suspension, Birdman has cleaned up his act and is currently developing his own reality show…I’ll definitely be tuning in!

Birdman – Even though I don’t have any tattoos, I’d let you draw a few on me with washable markers. I would also like to be taught how to slam dunk a basketball in order to bring all the boys to the yard. You’ll probably have to toss me into the air so I can reach the basket. Prep yourself.

Topless Tuesday

This Tuesday I have chosen a gentleman that is famous for two reasons. He dated the Queen of Pop and likes to pose for photos in his birthday suit…I can dig it.

Now that I have you on the edge of your seat…

Jesus Luz

Jesus Luz

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Remember that time Madonna dated Jesus?

I’d like to thank Madonna for providing me with a plethora of jokes and introducing me to her version of Jesus.

Jesus Luz is a man of mystery. What I do know about him is very little, but I will share the knowledge I have acquired about this beautiful, beautiful man.

Let’s start out with the most obvious item…his name.

During a phone conversation with Interview Magazine, Jesus revealed how his obtained that biblical name. “My father [gave me] my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time. So, when he named me, in his heart and his head, he made a deal, like, I’m going to name you Jesus so everything good in life is going to come to you because they’re going to make the homage to Jesus.” Into it.

Jesus was born in Rio de Janeiro which explains that precious Brazilian skin tone. This man was born to be a model. His first modeling gig was at Fashion Rio in 2007 which led him to a huge shoot in W magazine that gave him tons of exposure…literally.

Madonna and Jesus

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A fun fact about Jesus…he is also a budding DJ and even has released a single titled, “We Came From Light.”

Basically Jesus is famous because he dated Madonna. They met while shooting a fashion spread in W magazine. The relationship lasted for a whole year! Rumor has it Jesus was the one who initiated the split because the couple had nothing in common.

Honestly, do you really need to talk to each other? I’d just stare at him until he got weirded out and walked briskly away.

Jesus –  Looking at you is like staring at the sun. Your eyes burn and you lose the ability to see for a period of time, but it’s worth the pain. Can I send you my optometry bill? If not, I’m always willing to send you my pager number. Get at me.


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