In lieu of a Celebrity Top 3 post, my focus is on the one and only La Lohan.
Lindsay bares all?
It’s amazing to me that Lohan is getting so much press and she doesn’t even have a damn job!
I guess I’ll start with the Playboy shoot. Yes, you read correctly…Lohan will be on the cover and inside the pages of the January/February issue of Playboy. The “Mean Girls” star had to pose in her birthday suit not once, but twice because Hef didn’t think the first round of pictures were up to his Playboy standards. o0o0o0 burn.
“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” according to Lohan’s rep Steve Honig (boy does he have his work cut out for him).
I do recall a little after the first round of pictures were taken, it was rumored that Lindsay was bearing the big three…if you don’t know what three body parts I’m referring to, please ask a parent or guardian.
Alas, it looks like Lohan chickened out and it’s been reported that she won’t be completely nude.
Lindsay – No one is going to buy the issue now…I think a majority of America has already seen you partially nude.
Lindsay crashes a party?
Now I have been following Lindsay and her antics for quite some time and have never been personally offended by any of her actions. But this time, you went too far Lindsay!
Let me explain. Last Thursday there was an after party for Leo DiCarpio’s (sooo handsome) new film “J. Edgar.” It has been reported that Lohan hauled ass into the party without an invite and made the other famous guests feel “uncomfortable.”
Of course Lindsay says she had an invite and complained so much that they finally let her in. The New York Post writes about one source that heard Lindsay tell security “I have to go and see Leo.” Yea I bet he wanted to see you too.
The New York Post also claims that Lindsay sent over one of her posse to ask for a picture with Leo. His security wasn’t having any of that and turned Lindsay away.
She huffed and puffed and made everyone feel awkward. In the words of Regina George…boo you whore.
Welp Lindsay was sentenced to go back to jail. This time around, she was awarded 30 days in the slammer for violating her probation.
Lindsay strolled into Lynwood Dentition Facility at 8:48 p.m. on Sunday and strolled back out at 1:35 a.m. It was such a short stay that I didn’t even get to place my bet on how long she would be in the clink.
Side note: Last Lohan jail sentence…I won my office pool of $12. Like a boss.
After being freed, Lohan hopped into an Escalade and was home by 2 a.m. It was sort of like she went to the bar and was home by closing time. No big deal.
“She’s treated like every other inmate who has gone through similar circumstances,” County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. Yea okay.
Attention: Lohan is on the loose…protect your children and pets.