Topless Thursday

In the spirit of mixing things up, I would like to deem this Thursday a Topless Thursday!

Scott Disick

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When we first met Scott on the early seasons of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” he was Kourtney’s boyfriend that everyone loved to hate. At the beginning, I was certainly a passenger on the I hate Scott train. But after all these years I have come to absolutely LOVE Scott.

While I believe Mr. Kourtney Kardashian is a handsome gentleman, he also offers up hilarious commentary during every and all occasions.

For example:

  • $3000 for a walking stick…sounds reasonable
  • Now that’s a gentleman’s photo, I’ve got my son, a nice tan, birds and my hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano
  • This night really went from first class to coach

Scott Disick hatched May 26, 1983 in Eastport N.Y. He has a brother named David whose occupation is photographer. Scott attended the Ross School, which is a private school (obviously) in New York. That’s all I really know about his background. Disick is a man of mystery.

Side note: Does anyone really know what Scott does for a living? I decided to check his Wikipedia page and one of the occupations listed is man of conspicuous leisure. Like a boss.

Scott began dating Kourtney in 2007 and the pair has had a rocky past. In 2009, Kourtney and Scott’s son Mason Dash Disick was born and things seemed to take a turn for the better. But Khloe, Scott and Kourtney have made it well-known that Scott does not sleep in the same bed as his lady…Mason does. Since it’s not my place to judge, I will say…whatever floats thy boat.

In lieu of having any more hot gossip about Scott, I will just post a topless picture.

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Remember When…

Khloe & Lamar hawked a unisex fragrance

Since E! thinks no one knows who Khloe Kardashian is and/or who Lam Lam is, the network is running the promo for Season 2 of Khloe & Lamar (debuting Feb. 19th) every 4.6 seconds. For some ungodly reason I continue to sit on my precious ass and watch the preview over and over again. This promo reminded me of another promotion Khloe and Lam Lam were involved in…

Ahh yes…Unbreakable! In the words of Scott Disick: Strong enough for a man, sensitive enough for a woman.

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Let me start with this declarative sentence…Khloe Kardashian is my favise Kdash sister. I don’t care if she is a Kardashian, a Trump or from Mars…I love her. She’s got spunk, sass and the best jokes in the history of jokes. Did I take that one too far?

Anywho, there is just something about this commercial that makes me feel like a weirdy. I think it’s the fact that Khloe and Lam Lam are talking about sharing a scent…I’m not a wolf…I don’t need to share a scent.

Well that isn’t true, I do share a scent. My choice scent is Fantasy by Britney Spears…available at Macy’s. But that is a socially acceptable scent to share! By purchasing Fantasy by Britney Spears…I not only smell like heaven but I am also helping start a college fund for Jayden James. People helping people…it’s a beautiful thing.

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Maybe Kris Jenner forced Khloe and Lam Lam to do this? I just picture Kris Jenner explaining the business idea to the Unbreakable couple and Khloe laughs so hard she pees or bitch slaps Jenner across the face.

Apparently my speculations were false. From Khloe’s personal website…she tells a different tale. “We’ve both been wearing it every day since its completion and I can’t stop smelling myself LOL. People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!!!”

Khloe and Lam Lam – I still love you two despite this fragrance debacle. Every once in a while we all do things that involve us washing the shame off the next day. No big deal! See you in Dallas <3

Celebrities I Wish had Reality Shows

Remember the days when we were keeping up with Nick and Jessica, The Osbournes and experienced the Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Now all I get is the Kardashians screaming at each other for 30 minutes every Sunday. The only saving grace in that family is Scott Disick<3.

Even though I am a fan of watching every sneeze the Kardashians make, it gets a tad tiring watching the same family over and over again.

Yes, I know Gene Simmons and his family have a reality show, but I can never find the damn A&E channel! That’s a problem I need to take up with my cable provider.

Oprah and Gayle

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Who hasn’t wondered about these two? The lesbionic rumors have been swirling for years…they even got so bad that Oprah addressed them herself.

Back in 2010, Oprah told Baba Wawa “I’m not a lesbian. I’m not even kind of a lesbian,” she said.

Now that that silly rumor has been cleared up, Oprah has been with her man-friend, Stedman Graham since 1986. Stedman seems like a regular dude, we could compare him to the Bruce Jenner of the Oprah reality show.

Since people aren’t watching the Kardashians to see Bruce play with his mechanical airplanes, I doubt people would be watching the Oprah show to see Stedman read a book or whatever it is he does when Oprah isn’t bossing him around.

I envision the Oprah reality show to star Oprah (duh!) and her bestie Gayle King. Throughout the show, we see Gayle and Oprah swinging on a hammock together, attending couple’s yoga and maybe letting that third wheel Stedman join them for a romantical dinner at Arby’s.

Below is a clip of Oprah and Gayle watching koalas have sex. This will really brighten your day and convince anyone to watch the Oprah and Gayle reality show…that would exclusively air on OWN…obvi.

Oprah – I know that if you and Gayle were lesbians you would tell the world. I’m just kidding around…please don’t destroy me and my family members…please.


If a Genie Granted Me 3 Wishes…part II

Before I reveal the next person I would wish to spend an entire day with, I want to make an announcement to my spiritual goddess and my favise actress.

Dear Britney Spears and Katie Holmes…Obviously if I was given a few wishes to spend the day with any celebrities I would certainly pick you fine ladies. Since I’m trying to expand my horizons on my blog, I have decided to branch out. Don’t hate me. Truly yours…now and forever. -Kari

Now that I got that off my chest, let’s get down to business.

Scott Disick

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I do have to admit that I wasn’t a fan of Scott on the earlier seasons of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” I always thought he was trying to freeload off Kourtney and ruin lives. It wasn’t until this past season of the hit reality show that I really started enjoying Scott and his humor.

Scott has always been the one that Mama Kris and the rest of the K-Dash family picked on…no wonder he drank like a fish. Scott really had some epic moments that were caught on tape…remember the time he shoved the money in the waiters mouth in Vegas or when he punched the mirror in Miami? Those scenes are burned into my brain.

The Miami drunken black out was the last straw for Kourtney and the rest of the fam. Scott realized that he needed to get his shit together for two major reasons: Mason and his baby mama, Kourtney.

After sobering up and going to therapy, Scott has creeped his way back into the good graces of Kourtney…which means the rest of the Kardashians have to put up with him. In all honestly, I wouldn’t mind having Scott around. He is the best. dresser. ever and says some pretty hil.ari.ous things.

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Some of my favise Scott quotes:

    • Kourtney: And it says I might be pregnant. Scott: There’s a might symbol?
    • Kris: Scott? It’s Kris. Scott: Hi. I know. I have caller ID.
    • Scott: Now thats a gentleman’s photo, i’ve got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of capestrauna.
    • Scott: Hey Humpy.

 

My favorite Scott moment had to be when the gang travelled to Bora Bora. Bruce and Scott were discussing the tankers floating in the ocean and Kris replies, “Did you just call me a tanker?” Now that was great TV!

Why would I wish to hang out with Scott?

While Mason’s baby daddy can be mean at times, I feel like he would be a blast in a glass to hang out with for a day. We could cruise around in a fancy car, talk about Kris Jenner and maybe meet up with Rob <3.
All I can hope for is that Scott will get me my very own walking cane…”stick me.”

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