Miley and that Tongue are Single and Ready to Mingle

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In between the extreme twerking, grinding on Robin Thicke and sticking out her tongue …Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth have finally closed the chapter on their love. We all knew they were circling the drain (Katy Perry reference, anyone?), but I still had hopes these two would pull through.

You might say, “Hey Kari, it could still work out for these two.” I would say to you “Don’t string me along. I know it’s over.” How do I know that it’s over? Miley has stopped following her ex-boo on Twitter.

As a side note, when did unfollowing someone on Twitter become the be all and end all? I guess I’m from the generation that still feels unfriending people on Facebook really burns the other person. Can someone tell me if unfriending is still the way to figuratively burn others?

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Anywho, Miley and Liam met back in 2009 on the set of “The Last Song” and yes, I did cry during the credits. The pair became engaged in May 2012 and I was so happy that I sorta felt like I was engaged. Ok, not really but I was happy for them.

In my opinion, what really got this breakup train rolling was when Miley cut off her long locks and began to rock the super short, extremely blonde mohawkish thing on her head. It was basically the haircut heard around the globe and Miley 2.0 was born. From this moment on, I’ve continuously stated “Liam is just too classy for Miley.” And for once, I was right…sorry Miley.

Let’s be real, Miley is obviously going through something. She wants to be a wild child and now is her chance to do it. She’s 20 and has a boatload of money. If you were in her shoes, wouldn’t you be doing the same thing? Personally, I wouldn’t choose that exact hairstyle, but I would be getting real wild.

Miley – Go buck wild and give Liam a call in a few years. That fling with January Jones won’t last long, she seems to be a little stagnant in the personality department. Oops, can’t say that.

Topless Tuesday

In anticipation of Kelly Clarkson’s new show “Duets” debuting this Thursday…I am dedicating this Topless Tuesday to a singer on the show.

Side note: Yes, I know there are three other singers competing on “Duets,” but let’s be real… Kelly Clarkson is going to win because she is America’s Idol.

And no, Kelly Clarkson is not the Topless Tuesday gentleman…you pervert.

Robin Thicke

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One of the most important things about Robin Charles Thicke is that he is the offspring of Alan Thicke aka Mr. Seaver from “Growing Pains.”

Robin hatched March 10, 1977 in beautiful Los Angles, Calif.

Let’s skip all the childhood history junk and talk about the most obvious thing about Robin Thicke. I’m pretty sure if you stare at him for too long, you will most likely go blind. He is just that handsome.

Robin started out in the music industry collaborating with other artists including Brandy, Jordan Knight, Xtina and Mya.

In 2002, Robin, going only by Thicke at that point, released his debut single “When I Get You Alone.” It didn’t make waves on the charts, but it did earn him enough clout to release a whole album.

“A Beautiful World” was Thicke’s first album and it debuted at number 152 of the Billboard charts. I guess America was blinded by Robin’s good looks that they couldn’t find the CD in the store. He has since released “The Evolution of Robin Thicke,” “Something Else,” “Sex Therapy” and “Love After War.”

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He has also collaborated with many heavyweights in the rap/R&B world: Lil’ Wayne, Faith Evans, Pharrell, Jay-Z, and Nicki Minaj are just a few. Thicke also went on tour with Mrs. Hova…Beyonce herself.

Ok ladies…it’s time for me to ruin your day. Thicke married actress Paula Patton in 2005…they have a son Julian Fuego Thicke who was born in 2010. The really devastating part about all of this is that Robin began dating Paula when he was 16-years-old. He is beautiful and dedicated…ugh.

Robin – I’m excited to get to see you on a weekly basis. ABC is known for making poor choices (like when they cancelled “GCB“) but they finally made a right choice by plopping you on a singing competition show.


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