Show Me Your Teets

Poor Blake Lively. Most of the world has probably seen her naked already. I wonder if her rumored new boyfriend Jack Dawson… I mean Leo DiCaprio has taken a peak at the pics. While Lively’s camp is still denying the picture’s authenticity, it seems that we the people do not care whether or not they are real. If the pictures aren’t of Lively, the girl is a spitting image of the “Gossip Girl” star.

This nude scandal has inspired me to reminisce about previous scandals that do not involve clothes. Hold onto your pants!

“1 Night in Paris”

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Let’s be real. You can’t talk about naked scandals without talking about Paris Hilton’s starring role in “1 Night in Paris.” Released in 2004, the tape shows 62 minutes of Paris and her ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon consummating their relationship.

Interviewed by the British version of “GQ,” Paris stated, “I never received a dime from the video. It’s just dirty money and (Salomon) should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something. To be honest, I don’t even think about it any more.” Regardless of whether Paris still thinks about the tape or not, it did get noticed by the AVN Awards, which is the Academy Awards of porn. “1 Night in Paris” won Top Renting Release of the Year.

Look at him now

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Oh Chris Brown. Not only did you hurt our precious Rihanna, we have also seen what your mama gave you. Personally, I would have rather see T.I. in his birthday suit than Chris Brown, but I’ll take what I can get.

Rumor has it that an ex-girlfriend of his leaked the photo of Brown. While the “Kiss,Kiss” singer was in the process of trying to erase the previous scandal that he got himself into, the naked scandal seemed to have come at the right time.

I do have to say this about what horrible thing he did to Rihanna: We. Will. Never. Forget. Bitch.

Jamie FoXXX

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Back in 2009, a very interesting picture of Jamie Foxx hit the web. He was wearing nothing but a do-rag. While we all know once a nude pic hits the web, usually the celebrity immediately denies that it’s them in the picture.

What is rare in this case of celebrity nude scandals is that Jamie Foxx readily admitted that it was him in the photo. Foxx admitted that the reason he took the picture was for his make-up artist for a before and after shot of his physical training.

The photo was hacked and broadcasted for all to see. Jamie, I’m blushing…

There you have it folks. As Reese Witherspoon said at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, “if you take naked pictures with your cell phone, hide your face.”

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Celebrity Top 3

Welp, it’s Friday. You know what that means…it’s Celebrity Top 3 day! Each week it keeps getting more and more difficult to choose only three stories to spotlight. But alas, I have chosen my three favorites for this week. Here we go!

She’s just trying to find a husband

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It has been reported that Jennifer Aniston has reeled in a new beau! The new Mr. Aniston supposedly is Justin Theroux. If you are like me, your response was “huh?” After doing some research, I found out that Theroux is a triple threat.

He acts, directs and is a screenwriter. His debut in the acting world was in the film “I shot Andy Warhol,” but he has also been in “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” and “Zoolander.” I would say his most groundbreaking role was the cowboy in “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion.”

People Magazine has reported that the pair has been dating for a few weeks and Theroux has already met Aniston’s bffs Chelsea Handler and Courtney Cox. Jen, excellent choice on this one! He’s sexy and he looks like he can kick Brad’s ass. Get it girl.

Free Snooki…Again

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My favorite “Jersey Shore” cast member has found her way back into the slammer…this time in Italy. While she was cruising around with pal Deena, Snooki rammed into the back of an Italian cop car. You are probably thinking that she was intoxicated. Surprisingly, she was 100% sober when taken into custody.

When she was spotted after being released, Snooki was sporting a neck brace as if she was injured from the crash. A little while later, news broke that Snooki was just punking us and ripped the neck brace off. Oh Snooki you got us! As a side note, we don’t have to worry America, Snooki’s fender bender won’t cost her U.S.A driver’s license. Hitchhikers of America, Snooki can still pick you up!

“Man Down” literally

This week Rihanna premiered her new music video for her song “Man Down.” In the video, Rihanna shoots a man at the very beginning. The video then rewinds to the previous day where we see Rihanna being her carefree self. She meets a gentleman caller and it quickly turns ugly. It looks like this man sexually assaults Rihanna, hence the reason for the shooting.

Well, the Parents Television Council has to throw its two cents in stating, “If Chris Brown shot a woman in his new video and BET premiered it, the world would stop. Rihanna should not get a pass …” Rihanna gets a free pass for the rest of her life. She can do whatever she wants. I respect Rihanna for putting this video out. While I’m sure she’s not supporting murder, I think she’s trying to put a stop to this type of violence in her own way. Team Rihanna 4ever.

There you have it. The Celebrity Top 3 for this week. Stay tuned for next week!


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