Topless Tuesday

In honor of his DUI arrest last Friday, I would like to showcase a gentleman that may be more lost than we actually thought…

P.S. I do not endorse driving drunk…but I do endorse a topless man.

Matthew Fox

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Let’s be real…I wouldn’t mind being trapped on that crazy island with Jack Shephard. He’s a doctor, he cares about people and he looks good while doing it.

But this post isn’t about Dr. Shephard…it’s about Matthew Chandler Fox.

Matthew was born July 14, 1966 in Crowheart, Wyoming…he definitely gives off that cowboy mystique. Matthew’s mother Loretta was a teacher and his father Francis raised cattle and grew barley for the Coors company…hmm.

Fox attended Columbia University and earned a degree in economics. While in school, he began stretching out his acting muscles. The actor’s big break came in 1994 when he was cast as Charlie Salinger on “Party of Five.”

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Fast forwarding to 2004…Matthew landed the epic role of Dr. Jack Shephard on “Lost.”

I’ll be honest, I was quite confused while watching this show. The flashbacks, the flashforwards, the polar bears, the creepy black smoke…ugh. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

On a personal note, Matthew (unfortunately) has a wife – Margherita Ronchi and two children.

Now for the serious note, Matthew Fox was stopped at 3:23 a.m. last Friday in Oregon for driving under the influence. The actor was on his way to a fast food restaurant (typical) when he was picked up by the police. He was released the same day and has not commented on the incident yet.

Matthew – Get it together. You’re too pretty to be in jail.

Topless Tuesday

I would like to thank Jimmy Kimmel for having this fabulous man on his show last week. Even though I was a big fan of this week’s Topless Tuesday champion when (Spoiler Alert) he was on “Lost,” he sadly became a blip on my radar. Thanks to Jimmy, that is no longer the case.

Jimmy – this one is for you!

Josh Holloway

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When Josh Holloway pops into my mind, I think three things:

  1. Holy crow
  2. Look at those flowing locks that blow beautifully in the wind
  3. Please God if I ever have to be stranded on a deserted island, make sure Josh is there. I pinky promise to stop cursing if you answer my prayer. Well, I’ll try anyways.

Mr. Holloway was born in San Jose, California, July 20, 1969…what a great year…not that I’m that old or anything! He has been active in the acting business since 1999, his first role playing Good-Looking Guy on “Angel.” Sounds about right.

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Along with acting, Josh did some modeling early in his career. With a face that beautiful, it would be like slapping Tyra Banks in the face if you didn’t land on a few magazine covers. And we all know, you don’t defy the Tyra.

Obviously, Josh’s most memorable role was when he played the part-time shirtless Sawyer for six confusing seasons on “Lost.”

Even though the show has ended, Josh has not been taking time off to vacation and look pretty. He landed the role of Trevor Hanaway in “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.”

While I physically can’t go see this film in theaters since I am a member of the Free Katie movement, I wish Josh the best of luck!

There is one note I would like to end on. Josh not only dabbles in TV and movies, he does endorsements as well…and thank God for that. Mr. Holloway is a spokesperson for Davidoff Cool Water and I’m sure he has enhanced sales greatly because of a certain ad:

Josh – even though you are married (sad face) I’m available to hang out topless. Oops can’t say that!


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