Could it be…Is Lindsay free?
Posted: March 29, 2012 Filed under: News | Tags: Driving under the influence, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan, probation, Superior Court of Los Angeles County Leave a comment »Has our little jail-bird been let out of her cage for good? Almost.
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La Lohan appeared in court today and finally got some good news. Judge Sautner took Lohan off probation, which stems back all the way to her 2007 DUI arrest.
According to Us Weekly, Lindsay said “Oh My God” when she heard the good word that Judge Sautner passed her way.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves…Lohan is still on probation for that darn necklace incident. Boo you whore.
Let’s Talk About Lohan
Posted: March 5, 2012 Filed under: Hot Mess, Random, Television Shows | Tags: Cue card, Disney Housewives, hot mess, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan on SNL, Mean Girls, music video, rumors, Saturday Night Live, SNL 1 Comment »
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Yes…I stayed home on Saturday night and watched Lindsay Lohan’s “comeback” on SNL. Yes…I will share my thoughts.
- Lohan looked on point and was seemingly sober…you go girl!
- The “Mean Girls” star poked fun at herself…I endorse this.
- I think Lohan’s best moment on SNL was the “Disney Housewives” skit, which was not live.
- The second best skit was “House Sitting.” Let’s be honest…Kristen Wiig stole the spotlight on this one.
- Even though the critics are saying Lohan didn’t do so hot (for example: reading cue cards) I am giving her five thumbs up! She did a…dare I say…classy job.
Generally speaking, I have many favorite Lohan moments, but I would like to share one in particular…Let’s bring it back to the singing career.
Ahh yes…”Rumors.” What a great song to sing while you are on a road trip in your car…alone.
Lohan revealed a lot about herself in this song/music video:
- She’s tired of rumors starting and she’s sick of being followed
- She likes to dance provocatively in elevators…first thing we have in common
- She’s gonna live her life and not the way we want her to…yea we got that memo
- Lohan climbed into a bird cage way before Miley did
- She leaves da club the same way I do…via helicopter…second thing we have in common
Dear Lindsay, Here is me wishing you a successful comeback. I’m so glad you’re clawing your way out of the ginormous, Grand Canyon-like hole you have plummeted into. I’m so elated that it’s not “Over.” Love, Kari
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay
Posted: November 7, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3, Hot Mess | Tags: crashes a party, jail, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan, nude, party, playboy, post, probation, slammer Leave a comment »In lieu of a Celebrity Top 3 post, my focus is on the one and only La Lohan.
Lindsay bares all?
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It’s amazing to me that Lohan is getting so much press and she doesn’t even have a damn job!
I guess I’ll start with the Playboy shoot. Yes, you read correctly…Lohan will be on the cover and inside the pages of the January/February issue of Playboy. The “Mean Girls” star had to pose in her birthday suit not once, but twice because Hef didn’t think the first round of pictures were up to his Playboy standards. o0o0o0 burn.
“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” according to Lohan’s rep Steve Honig (boy does he have his work cut out for him).
I do recall a little after the first round of pictures were taken, it was rumored that Lindsay was bearing the big three…if you don’t know what three body parts I’m referring to, please ask a parent or guardian.
Alas, it looks like Lohan chickened out and it’s been reported that she won’t be completely nude.
Lindsay – No one is going to buy the issue now…I think a majority of America has already seen you partially nude.
Lindsay crashes a party?
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Now I have been following Lindsay and her antics for quite some time and have never been personally offended by any of her actions. But this time, you went too far Lindsay!
Let me explain. Last Thursday there was an after party for Leo DiCarpio’s (sooo handsome) new film “J. Edgar.” It has been reported that Lohan hauled ass into the party without an invite and made the other famous guests feel “uncomfortable.”
Of course Lindsay says she had an invite and complained so much that they finally let her in. The New York Post writes about one source that heard Lindsay tell security “I have to go and see Leo.” Yea I bet he wanted to see you too.
The New York Post also claims that Lindsay sent over one of her posse to ask for a picture with Leo. His security wasn’t having any of that and turned Lindsay away.
She huffed and puffed and made everyone feel awkward. In the words of Regina George…boo you whore.
Free Lohan…again?
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Welp Lindsay was sentenced to go back to jail. This time around, she was awarded 30 days in the slammer for violating her probation.
Lindsay strolled into Lynwood Dentition Facility at 8:48 p.m. on Sunday and strolled back out at 1:35 a.m. It was such a short stay that I didn’t even get to place my bet on how long she would be in the clink.
Side note: Last Lohan jail sentence…I won my office pool of $12. Like a boss.
After being freed, Lohan hopped into an Escalade and was home by 2 a.m. It was sort of like she went to the bar and was home by closing time. No big deal.
“She’s treated like every other inmate who has gone through similar circumstances,” County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. Yea okay.
Attention: Lohan is on the loose…protect your children and pets.
Celebrity Top 3
Posted: October 23, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3 | Tags: 20/20, barbara walters, buttons, celebrity news, dembabies.com, LA county morgue, lewis hamilton, Lindsay Lohan, mariah carey and nick cannon, Mean Girls, Moroccan and Monroe, Nicole Scherzinger, probation, Pussycat dolls, The X Factor 1 Comment »Lead Pussycat Doll…on to the next one?
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Rumor has it that Nicole Scherzinger kicked her bf of 4 years to the curb. Really, it seems like it was a mutual decision but Nicole def wears/wore the pants in the relationship. You see how she dominates the other Pussycat Dolls, right?
According to People.com “They’d been long distance for a long time and it’s just been hard,” a source close to the couple said. Nicole has been a busy woman…kicking ass as lead Pussycat Doll, winning the Mirror Ball trophy on “Dancing with the Stars” and more recently judging others on “The X-Factor.”
As for her (maybe former) bf, Lewis Hamilton, he is a British Formula 1 racecar driver. His cute ass gets to travel all over the world racing cars. It’s easy to see why the long distance could have put the final nail in this coffin.
What’s interesting is that “Access Hollywood” is reporting that the breakup rumors aren’t true. “A source told Access on Saturday there was ‘absolutely no truth’ to the story about the pair breaking up.” Hmm.
Lewis – you would be dumb to let Nicole get away. Have you seen the “Buttons” video? I would give my entire left arm to be that on point.
Moroccan and Monroe meet Baba Wawa
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Remember when Nick Cannon hit the jackpot? Let me refresh your memory. Nick married Mariah Carey, got her pregnant and is allowed to hold the umbrella over her when it’s raining…he’s so lucky.
On April 30, 2011, the long-awaited twins were born! They were also given umm interesting names… Moroccan and Monroe. It’s been about 6 months and I (along with the rest of the world) haven’t gotten a glimpse of these babies! Personally, I was losing sleep over this.
This past Friday, pictures were (finally) released of the Carey family…twins included. And of course Baba had to sneak her way in there.
Mariah and Nick were interviewing with “20/20” and the twins made their way on set. I’m excited to see what hard-hitting questions Barbara asked the babies.
What’s more important is that the twins have their own website…yes a website. Titled after a nickname Mr. and Mrs. Carey gave their babies, Roc and Roe’s website is Dembabies.com. No, I’m not kidding. The site is basically pictures of the twins in various positions with Nick and Mariah.
I wonder if the twins will have alter egos like their mom does…remember The Emancipation of Mimi? I certainly do.
Lohan in cuffs again…and not in the fun way
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You may have heard that Lohan screwed up again, got her probation revoked and was cuffed in the courtroom. Of course she was immediately released on bail…because Lindsay’s personal bail bond guy was in the courtroom!
What caused the “Mean Girls” star to be arrested again? Lindsay just didn’t feel like showing up to the Women’s Center where she was supposed to be serving out her probation…9 times!
At her hearing, Lohan was ordered to complete sixteen additional hours at the LA County morgue before her Nov. 2 hearing. She could also get up to a year and a half in the clink, but that’s highly unlikely…overcrowding and such.
Yesterday, Lohan made her way to the morgue and worked an 8-hour shift! She also sent over cupcakes and food from the fast food palace In-and-Out (a Paris Hilton fav) to say she was sorry.
According to TMZ, Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter turned away the cupcake delivery guy because the move was simply, “unacceptable,” and adding, “We’re not here to accept food.”
O0o0o burn.
Celebrity Top 3
Posted: October 15, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3 | Tags: baby, baby mama, Beyonce, celebrity, hova, linday lohans teeth, Lindsay Lohan, Monyetta Shaw, ne-yo, teeth Leave a comment »Ne-Yo baby #2…huh?!
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Woah…hold the phone! I have been blindsided by the news of Ne-Yo having not one, but two children. I feel betrayed, Ne-Yo!
This news has propelled me to dig deeper into this fedora-wearing gentleman’s life. Get ready for another mind blow…Ne-Yo is not the name listed on his birth certificate! I’ll give you have a minute to deal with this.
Okay, apparently Ne-Yo’s name is actually Shaffer Chimere Smith, Jr. and he’s from Arkansas. Was anyone else picturing him to be from the ATL?
It’s one mind blow after another with this man…he also has a girlfriend/baby mama named Monyetta Shaw. Ne-Yo’s lady gave birth to Madilyn Grace Smith (their first child) Nov. 12, 2010. Not waiting a very long time for baby numero dos, Shaw gave birth to the couple’s second child, Mason Evan Smith, last Sunday.
Ne-Yo – the façade is over. That is all.
Lohan’s Wrecked Grill
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If it couldn’t get any worse…Lohan’s grill is officially jacked. This bitch has been through a lot…countless drunken nights, rage-filled benders, jail, court, Samantha Ronson, etc. Through it all, Lohan always had her pearly whites…sadly, not anymore.
Last Wednesday, Lindsay attended the THQ launch party and strutted her way down the red carpet. I will give her this…she looked pretty good in her black dress, tanned skin and blonde weave. Once you get to the grill, I’m warning you…whiplash may occur!
According to her brave rep, “Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers,” Steve Honig, tells PEOPLE.
I don’t know who Lindsay’s publicist is or why (at this point) she is even still paying them, but after this stunt…she/he should. be. fired!
Lindsay – Get some Crest white strips. Let me just say, while Britney did shave her head…she never left the house with jacked up teeth.
Beyoncé’s baby bump not real?!
A video surfaced on the web claiming to show Beyoncé’s baby bump deflating…ruh oh.
The interweb blew up with rumors pointing the finger at the singer (rhyme…point) saying that her pregnancy was fake. There are a few things I know in life and one of them is…you do not defy Mrs. Beyoncé Hova. She could put you six feet under from the other side of the globe.
The rumors became so vicious, that Beyonce’s people were forced to comment. According to ABCNews.com, “Beyoncé’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure gave a statement to ABCNews.com in response to the prosthetic belly reports: “Stupid, ridiculous and false.” That’s all that needs to be said.
Celebrities you should be for Halloween…part III
Posted: October 13, 2011 Filed under: Random, Television Shows | Tags: Betty White, comedy, Halloween, Halloween costume, Hot in Cleveland, Lindsay Lohan, president, SNL, tv show Leave a comment »Betty White
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This beauty is a living legend…you can look but don’t touch. No really, she’ll probably kick your ass.
Since Betty has been actively acting since 1949, my memory is a little fuzzy on that portion of her life…so I’ll stick with the past few years.
Betty White has been killing it. She is currently starring on the sitcom “Hot in Cleveland” and if I do say so myself, she is the hottest lady on the show.
Along with her sitcom, she was a write-in candidate to host SNL. Over 300,000 fans joined a Facebook campaign called “Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!” The fans won and Betty did a great/hilarious job as host. They even scheduled a suitable musical guest to go along with her personality…Jay-Z (Hova).
Betty is also adding politics to her busy schedule. How you ask? By throwing her hat into the presidential campaign ring. I don’t even need to hear a peep out of her…she’s my national treasure! Vote Betty!
The Betty White ensemble is extremely easy to put together and quite comfortable. The particular look I’m suggesting consists of:
- Black trousers with elastic band.
- Black but sparkly undershirt and long sleeve shirt to keep the chill out. Easily found at Macy’s.
- A touch of ruby red lipstick.
- Slap on a shiny necklace.
- Don’t forget to get your hair did. Ask for the Betty…any hairstylist will know what you mean.
So that concludes my Halloween costume advice. I will leave you with one thought…In the words of Lindsay Lohan, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” Ladies, take advantage of it.
Celebrity Top 3
Posted: August 27, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3 | Tags: baby, Ben Affleck, fire, Give Me Everything, Jennifer Garner, kate winslet, lawsuit, Lindsay Lohan, pitbull, pregnant, Richard Branson, VMAs 1 Comment »Kate Winslet – Superhero
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Even though she was already a superhero in my eyes, Kate Winslet has made it officially okay to walk around this Earth with a cape on for the rest of her life.
The Academy Award winner was taking some much deserved time off with her children and her new bf (Leo, he’s just a fill-in until you are ready). They were vacationing at Richard Branson’s Caribbean home, Great House on Necker Island.
Branson stated that the fire broke out around 4 a.m. during a tropical storm. Kate, Louis (her bf) and her children Mia and Joe all made it out unharmed. Along with the Winslet clan, there were 16 others staying at the Branson house. The culprit – lighting is to blame for completely destroying the home.
So why is Kate a superhero in all of this? Well, she carried Eve, Branson’s 90-year-old mother out of the burning house! Winslet told The Sun, “I’m just so glad that everyone is safe. And this very easily could not have been the case.”
I have made a decision, decision made: Kate Winslet must be a bionic woman. Not only does she carry people out of burning buildings, she also can swim her heart out and survive in sub-zero temperatures…remember that boat she was on that sank?
Kate – you are officially my favises superhero. Keep saving lives and keep winning Oscars.
A third Mini Affleck is on the way!
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This week Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck told the world that they are having baby number tres (check out my bilingual skills). A very surprising but exciting announcement!
Now I have to hand it to Jennifer. This is her third baby! That means this is her third time being pregnant. I always make the mistake of watching those shows on birthing children and they scare the living daylights out of me. I always think to myself, “you don’t come back from that.” Discovery Health channel likes to make every woman on Earth paranoid and televise shows like, “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant.” I am about three episodes away from starting a petition to stop this show from ruining lives! No woman wants to sit there and think, “Am I pregnant right now?” Holy crow!
Okay, done with that tirade. The 3rd mini Affleck is expected to arrive in January or February. The Affleck’s are said to be “thrilled” to be expecting their third child. I wonder if they will finally get a Ben Jr. or stick with the lady gender. I really think this world could use a mini Ben Affleck…Suri Cruise will one day be looking for a husband.
Jennifer – In the fall, I am taking a class called Event Planning. By the time you are ready for your baby shower, I will be fully trained. I’ll send you my business card. Congrats!
Lohan rebuffs Pitbull
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Lindsay Lohan has lawyer’d up. Why? Because Pitbull has a single out right now called, “Give Me Everything.” I’m sure you have heard it; it’s played approximately every 4.3 minutes somewhere in the world. There is one particular phrase that mentions the one, the only…Lindsay Lohan. The line is as follows: “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
Well I guess Lindsay didn’t take this as a complement and she decided to file a lawsuit against Pitbull! Apparently Lohan and her legal team are claiming that this is defaming her character and blah, blah, blah. Lindsay, remember that time you were, in fact, locked up? I remember, I even won $18 in my office pool for guessing what day you would be released.
My favorite part of this tale is when Lindsay was at Kim Kardashian’s wedding and the band played this exact song! It was reported that many of Kim’s guests got up and danced, but Lindsay remained a Debbie Downer and stayed seated…boo you whore.
In an attempt to smooth things over, Pitbull has invited Lindsay to this Sunday’s VMAs, where he will be performing “Give Me Everything.” According to MTV.com, Pitbull states, “But either [way], I said, ‘You know what? Performing it at the VMAs, would like to invite her out,’ ” he continued. “And anybody who knows my reputation [knows I] don’t do no publicity stunts. I’m not really about none of that. … So I said it, I meant it, and if she takes it, great. If she doesn’t, cool. But she will have her tickets at will call.”
I don’t understand…Lindsay sues this beautiful Cuban man and still gets a date out of the deal. Ugh. Lindsay, please don’t sue me…I own nothing.
Guess which partners in crime have reunited?
Posted: August 2, 2011 Filed under: Hot Mess | Tags: bffs, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, party Leave a comment »
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No words are really necessary, but rumor has it Lohan was spotted out with Paris three nights in a row. Along with that, Lindsay was caught leaving Paris’ house at 4 a.m.
This. Can. Only. Lead. To. Epic. Things!
Celebrity Top 3
Posted: July 4, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3 | Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, divorce, free, house arrest, Lindsay Lohan, maria shriver, snooki, The Jersey Shore, Vinny Leave a comment »Sorry for the delay in posting! Don’t worry, I haven’t abandoned you. Here we go!
Hold onto your pants…Lohan is at large
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After she plead no contest to allegedly stealing a necklace, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to some “me” time. By the skin of her teeth Lohan weaseled her way out of shacking up in a real prison and got to spend her days at home.
Well Jesus has shined his light on Lohan and has set her free. After serving 35 days on house arrest, Caddy Heron is a free woman.
While at home, Lindsay did some high quality advertising for www.beezid.com and The National Inflation group. Now she is celebrating her freedom, turning 25 and just being Lindsay.
We want to see you out and about not trapped inside like a caged animal. Keep it together Lohan!
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver…sad face
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Always looking like a solid couple, Maria Shriver has decided to file for divorce from Govenorator Arnold. After 25 years together, 4 children and a love child…Maria has had enough. Let’s be real…she’s doing the right thing. No one demeans Maria and gets away with it.
Here is what I have to say. Maria, take a page out of Carrie Underwood’s book and dig your key into his car and/or smash a baseball bat into the headlights…it will feel better.
Come back Vinny…come back
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It has been reported that the love of Snooki’s life has left “The Jersey Shore.” (Gasp!) While the shore crew just returned from Italy for season 4, they immediately jumped into filming season 5 in Seaside Heights. That constant partying can take its toll…trust me.
One of the reasons that Vinny may or may not have left the show was because of homesickness. Being away from your family for that long is not fun, but for the money they are raking in, it’s worth it.
With this news, two very important questions come to mind: 1. What will happen to MVP…will it just be MP?
2. Will there still be a special MTV special titled, “Snooki and Vinny…A Love Story?” A girl can only hope.
Celebrity Top 3
Posted: May 27, 2011 Filed under: Celebrity Top 3 | Tags: american idol, gayle, house arrest, jail, Jennifer Lopez, kelly clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, oprah, randy jackson, steven tyler Leave a comment »In the spirit of recycling, in turn, saving the planet, I have decided to revive an old column I used to write for my college newspaper. The column was titled, “Celebrity Top 3” and I used to share and summarize the top three stories in pop culture that particular week. Brace yourself! Below are the top three stories of the week.
Does Jesus vote for American Idols too?
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Season ten of “American Idol” is now complete and America has picked a winner…Scotty McCreery. Our new idol received tips and tricks from a mostly new panel of judges. Seasoned judge Randy Jackson and new additions to the panel, which included Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez (Jenny from the Block), offered up advice and guidance to the final two contestants.
In the end, McCreery beat out Haley Reinhart. “I’ve got to thank the Lord first; he got me here,” McCreery said. My personal opinion, we found the American Idol. Yes, her name is Kelly Clarkson. Look for her new album dropping this fall!
Free Lohan!
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Finally our justice system has tamed the most dangerous criminal known to man and woman (social justice)…Lindsay Lohan. It all stemmed from an incident at a jewelry store this past January. The “Mean Girls” star was originally sentenced to 120 days in an actual jail cell. Because of overcrowding in the prison system, Lohan will only serve 20% of her sentence or 14 days under house arrest.
She will be wearing a new piece of jewelry though, a nice new electronic ankle bracelet. Lohan had until June 17 to begin her sentence, but she honorably turned herself in early. Will this house arrest produce and new and improved Lohan? Let’s be real. I miss the days she was hanging out with Britney and Paris.
So is Gayle taking over?
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An era has ended. After 25 years, the Oprah Winfrey Show has completed its run. In true Oprah style, she went out with a bang. The finale week was filled with memories, laughs, tears, and celebrities! Some of Oprah’s final words to her fans during her sign off were, “I won’t say goodbye, I’ll just say until we meet again.”
If there are some words you need to share with Oprah, don’t worry she left her email address behind. You can catch her at Oprah@Oprah.com. My next question is, will the next show to fill Oprah’s time slot be called “The Gayle Show?”
Keep an eye out for the top three celebrity stories of the week here, every Thursday! I am looking forward to sharing celebrity and pop culture stories in the future!
