Jessica Simpson is having a bouncing baby girl

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In continuing with babymania, Jessica Simpson finally revealed the sex of her baby…it’s a girl (just incase you missed that part of the headline).

“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” Simpson said. “Eric is so athletic – we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping,” she added.

The singer/fashionista also revealed something a little more provocative than the sex of her baby. Jessica is on the cover of Elle magazine this month…rocking the classic Demi Moore naked pregnancy pose.

Elle hits stands March 20.

Entertainers I want to sing my wedding song…Part II

Jessica Simpson – ‘I Wanna Love You Forever’

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This. Jam. Will. Never. Get. Old. Released in 1999, this is Simpson’s most successful single to date…and it’s clear why.

The music video was obviously filmed back in the day when Jessica had the wholesome gal with a preacher dad image.

Video premise: Jessica is singing her face off at a photo shoot wearing a jean jacket and there are some sunflowers thrown in there too.

Simpson makes a total 360 from jean jacket to a leather belly shirt ensemble in “Irresistible.” Wouldn’t mind Jessica screaming this song either…just throwing it out there.

Jessica sings this jam with such fierceness, it’s like she’s singing to Jesus. Personally, I have tried to get on Jessica’s level. I am known for popping in my Jessica Simpson mix cd while in traffic and screaming the lyrics to neighboring vehicles. Let’s just say, I’m not winning a Grammy anytime soon.

Favise lyrics: “I wanna love you forever/And this is all I’m asking of you/10,000 lifetimes together/Is that so much for you to do?”

I can only wish/pray/get a lucky fortune cookie that I will enjoy 10,000 lifetimes with my husband. God help me.

Jessica Simpson – 1 Nick Lachey – 0

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Rumors have been swirling that the “I Wanna Love You Forever” singer has a baby on board. Now, there is photographic evidence to go along with these rumors.

This past Monday, Simpson was spotted in Cabo San Lucas wearing a blue leopard top (there are blue leopards roaming this planet?!) that really didn’t do much to hide her baby bump…or whatever she’s got going on down there.

Jessica is 31-years-old…it’s about that time in a lady’s life that the ticking of her biological clock is getting louder and louder.

I don’t blame her for denying/trying to keep this a secret…her father is/was a minister after all! They usually frown upon getting knocked up before the marriage license is signed.

In Touch Weekly” has claimed that Jessica is “already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.” Damn girl.

I’m going to try and do some mental math here…if Jessica is pregnant now, I’m pretty sure she will be extremely pregnant during the month of November. That’s when Jessica is reportedly getting hitched again…to her fiancé aka Eric Johnson. I guess he was just too irresistible…get it?

Jessica – I’m glad your getting hitched while pregs…Nick Lachey couldn’t do that even if he tried. I award you a point.

Random Fact of the Day

Instead of having knowledge about world events or state capitals, my noggin is filled with ridiculous facts about those celebrities we all know and love. Since strangers on the street don’t take to kindly to me screaming, “Hey! Did you know that…” I’ve decided to publish them on the interweb.

Jessica Simpson

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The year was 1993 – the “Mickey Mouse Club” was hosting auditions for their upcoming variety show. Little did we know that 86.4% of the kids on that show would be future stars. For example, B. Spears, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling (Gos-Gos), Xtina Aguilera, Keri Russell, JC Chasez, among many others.

One name that isn’t on the list is Jessica Simpson. While she wanted to be on the show, when tryouts came around…she was beat out by Britney and Xtina…whomp whomp.

After seeing the force that was lil Xtina perform, Jessica freaked out. The ex-housewife remembers, “I froze and forgot everything.”

Poor Jessica Simpson, I feel like her whole career she’s been chasing after Spears and Aguilera. There was a point in time when Simpson was doing big things…remember the song “I Wanna Love You Forever?” It’s on my iPod (don’t judge).

I think the downward spiral began when Jessica and Nick Lachey’s relationship went to hell. Jessica kind of let herself and the music career go.

The “With You” singer has tried several things to get back in the spotlight, but nothing has velcroed yet. She does have a fiance though…point Jessica.

Jessica – Comebacks are in style theses days…


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