I am declaring a new holiday. Well, not exactly new but I’m posting it on my blog so that makes it official.
Wednesdays are so busy for me. Along with being Non-Demeaning to Women Wednesday…this Wednesday and all other Wednesdays will now be pantless. I’m going to have to buy a lot more tights….While I typically feel that every day should be pantless, this particular blog post was inspired by H&Ms Super Bowl advertisement starring David Beckham.
If you missed the commercial, don’t fret, that’s what I’m here for. See below:
There’s really not much more to say other than…#GoPantless.
Even though I’m a tad over the age of being eligible for adoption and my mom is not like a regular mom, but the coolest mom (Hi Carol!), I’d still like to explore what it would be like to become the spawn of a celeb couple.
Victoria & David Beckham
To be the adopted baby of a Spice Girl and a Super Sexy soccer player is like winning the lottery…the one that Jesus controls of course.
This power couple seems extremely hands-on as parents and they treat their kids like royalty. For example, since the arrival of Harper Seven, it has been reported that their home has become a pink palace for their new baby girl. I want a pink palace god dammit!
Even though I’m not a huge fan of attending sporting events, I wouldn’t mind making a cameo at all of David Beckham’s soccer games. I would proudly wear his number 23 jersey and cheer for him when he rages out on the ref. Hopefully Tom and Katie will be there.
One huge benefit to being adopted by Posh and Becks…all the cool kids in school would want to be my friend because I was adopted by a Milf and a Dilf.
I’m really praying for a sweet discount on Victoria’s fashion line. If you are the baby of Posh and Becks, you have to be on point at all times.
Victoria and David – You already have a four kids, what’s one more?…Warning…I have student loans that need some paying on!