Celebs who would match on Match.com…part II

Mandy Moore & Shane West

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If you have seen “A Walk to Remember,” then you will agree with me on this one. If you are unable to see eye to eye with me, I have one sentence to offer you before your departure…“That ain’t right.”

I will offer those disbelievers a clip from the movie…if that doesn’t change your mind, I can’t save you.

These two lovebirds also filmed a music video to go along with their box office smash – p.s. “A Walk to Remember” made over $47 million!

The music video was for Mandy’s song “Cry,” which I believe is based on Shane and Mandy’s true love story. In it we see Shane West leaving the theater after watching AWTR for the 4,857,485 (approximately) time with a distraught look on his face.

After watching AWTR, Shane then heads to his castle to watch home movies (the PG ones) of him and Mandy. They look so in love. Then the video gets a little weird…when Shane looks into his handy-dandy telescope, Mandy Moore is inside. Besides that, this video is screaming to Mandy and Shane…it’s saying, “stop being damn fools and make babies together!”

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So, there was a wrench thrown into my Operation: Mandy & Shane plan. Mandy Moore decided that she should marry…a different dude! I know, take a minute to catch your breath.

In March of 2009, Mandy married Ryan Adams (not Bryan Adams) in Savannah, Georgia. Many were kind of shocked…this was a little out of the blue. It’s clear that Mandy likes the bad boy types…but why not Shane? He’s running all over town, seen with different women and different flings. If loving Mandy is wrong, he obviously doesn’t want to be right.

First date location: I envision Shane renting out a movie theatre and playing AWTR to revive/jumpstart their love.

Mandy says it best: “It lasted forever and ended so soon…yea.” Shane did you hear that? It’s a cry for help! Swoop in and get your lady.

Multitasking Songbirds

For quite some time, we have seen many singers creeping onto the silver screen. While some of these singers do a good job with their voyage into the acting world, some just offer us something to talk about, make fun of or create drinking games about. Below are some of my favsies singers who are or have been trying to gain some credibility in Hollywood.

Crossroads…It’s Britney Bitch

In her Academy Award winning role, Britney Spears plays Lucy, who is a slightly sheltered girl that graduates from high school and decides to take an impromptu trip with her old friends. Throughout the journey, the girls and the random man who drives them around, hit some bumpy spots. For example, when the group needs money to fix their vehicle. Britney and her girlfriends decide to enter a karaoke contest and end up kicking ass. Hello, Britney is a Grammy award-winning entertainer.

Another highlight is when Britney lands a man! While he’s no Justin Timberlake, he’s still bringing sexy back. If you haven’t seen this movie, it’s a must. If you don’t own it, please purchase it because Britney’s kids will eventually need college tuition.

Mandy Moore..It was a walk to remember

Mandy Moore was certainly dissed by the Academy on this one. Moore played Jamie, who was the daughter of a strict pastor that falls for Shane West’s character aka “the bad boy.” This perfect couple falls in love and when you think everything is ok…BAM you pretty much get hit by a bus!

Spoiler Alert: Mandy Moore get sick and dies in the movie! Do not watch unless you want to weep.

On another note, after Shane West finds out his lady is sick, he does everything he can to make her last days enjoyable. He even gets down on one knee and asks Jamie to marry him. As a female watching this movie I have to say one thing: THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. Where do we find a man as good as Shane West. Ugh.

Justin Timberlake expands his social network

Even though I am on Team Britney, I do have to say JT is giving it his all in regards to acting. He’s been in a handful movies recently. He killed it in “The Social Network” and rumor has it he’s not going to be making any sweet music for some time! While I think keeping his hot beat boxing skills to himself is a sin, I don’t mind seeing him on the big screen without a top on. Point Britney for wrangling in JT.


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