I’ve Been Waiting Five Long Years…
Posted: June 30, 2012 Filed under: News, Random | Tags: Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes Tom Cruise divorce, marriage, Nicole Kidman, Oprah Winfrey Show, Relationships, Suri Cruise, Team Katie, Tom Cruise, TomKat Leave a comment »but it has finally happened!
First of all…#TeamKatie
Don’t worry…I have a theory as to why TomKat’s marriage lasted as long as it did. While I’m gathering my thoughts and data and putting them into the idea machine, I wanted to leave you with this photo.
Stay tuned!
P.S. Matt Lauer…you’re next!
I Haven’t Disappeared…
Posted: June 15, 2012 Filed under: Random | Tags: Academic dress, Britney Spears, Education, graduation, Master's degree, people Leave a comment »Hi friends,
Sorry I have been missing in action these past few days. I’ve been in the process of finishing up my master’s degree! Don’t believe me? I have the cap and gown to prove it : )
We will be back to our regular scheduled programming on Monday. Thank you all for being a friend.
And Britney…If you’re reading this…The graduation party will continue in the wee hours of the morning. Call me, I know you’re dying to get out.
An Open Letter to Cosmopolitan Magazine
Posted: June 2, 2012 Filed under: Random | Tags: Cosmo, Cosmopolitan, magazine, Subscription business model Leave a comment »In order to keep up with basically everything…I subscribe to Cosmo. I have learned so much from this magazine. For example:
- What type of BFF I am (the awesome one…obvi)
- How to scoop a man by July (still working on this one)
- What kind of sunblock I should wear that compliments my skin type
And the list goes on and on.
As a dedicated Cosmo subscriber, I was surprised to receive a postcard in the mail telling me that they have received a rush in subscriptions and I’ll be receiving my magazine asap. I was totally okay with that, until I read the other side of the postcard which said my subscription would begin with the August issue.
So Cosmo, what happened to the month of July? Does that one not count anymore?
I tweeted Cosmo a few days ago about this debacle…no response of course. Can someone explain this to me? I would like to know how this is a good business practice.
P.S. If you haven’t figured it out yet…I’m upset!
To be continued…in a few days
Posted: May 3, 2012 Filed under: Britney Spears, Random | Tags: be back soon, Britney Spears, Britney Spears as Mona Lisa, job, Mona Lisa, to be continued, Working Leave a comment »Hey friends,
How are you? I am fine. I just wanted to let you know that I will be taking the next few days off. I have started a real life job (!!!!!) and need to get acclimated to this new schedule.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back this weekend!
P.S. My friend Staniel <3 shared a great picture with me and I would like to pass it on to you…to hold you over until I post again.
Love,
Kari
Slapped with the obvious stick
Posted: April 23, 2012 Filed under: News, Random | Tags: couple, dating, divorce, Kanye, KanyeWest, Keeping Up With the Kardashians., Kim, Kim K, Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Kris Humphries, New York City Leave a comment »Ever since her split with husband number one, Kim Kardashian has decided to stay mum on any potential/budding relationships.
While this sounds like a good philosophy to live by, Kim K isn’t doing so well at keeping her private life…private.
As you know, Kim has been seen prancing all over NYC with rapper Kanye West. Obviously rumors have been swirling that these two are a couple. Kim and Kanye have given us a variety of reasons for that conclusion:
- The pair has had multiple slumber parties that end with Kim doing the walk of shame the next morning
- Kanye laid out his feelings for the reality TV star/business woman on a new track titled, “Thera flu” where he states, “And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim/‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit’ him/Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thing/Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop ‘im from the team”
- This past weekend West had dinner with the overwhelmingly large Kardashian family
While all that stuff can be deemed innocent, Kim really did a number today. She was spotted wearing earrings that contain the initials KW. I wonder who/what that could mean?
It seems that Kim isn’t really good at keeping Kanye a secret. But really, could anyone actually tame Kanye?
My New Obsession
Posted: April 4, 2012 Filed under: Music, Random | Tags: Boy Meets World, Drake, Elizabeth Berkley, Jessie Spano, Maury, Saved by the Bell, television Leave a comment »Below is a 13 second clip that makes an appearance on MTV2 every three minutes. I’m highlighting this because it makes me LOL every damn time.
If you didn’t know, MTV2 plays old school episodes of “Saved By the Bell” and “Boy Meets World” during the afternoon. This fits perfectly into my TV schedule…I have nothing to watch after “Maury.”
Anywho…I hope you enjoy this clip as much as I do!
P.S. The song Jessie Spano is shaking her thang to is “The Motto” by Drake.
I’m on a boat…with a celebrity and a life vest…part II
Posted: March 18, 2012 Filed under: Music, Random | Tags: California Gurls, Celebrity cruise, cruise ship, divorce, Katy Perry, life vest, Russell Brand, Smiley, snoop dog Leave a comment »It’s time to strap on your life vest once again…I’m about to reveal the second celebrity that I would like to accompany me on a cruise.
Katy Perry
There is one thing I know about Katy Perry…she loves a good theme and always dresses for the occasion. Show of hands…who would like to see a week’s worth of Katy’s sailor attire? I know I do.
The list of people who don’t like Katy Perry is very small. I think the reason for that is she’s always full of pep, has a positive attitude and likes to party.
Even going through a divorce, she was still smiling. No really, Katy added a smiley face next to her signature on the divorce papers. o0o0o burn.
The Part of Me” singer must have learned the oh-so-important lesson brought to you by Xtina Aguilera…when it comes to men, they can’t hold us down.
Anywho, I picture Katy bopping around the cruise deck meeting and greeting fans during the day and performing her mega-hits at night.
I recently read that Katy is finally collaborating with her bff Rihana. Hopefully Rihanna can helicopter in and perform with Katy while we are cruising the ocean blue. If not, I’m sure Snoop Dog will be on board to sing his notable verse in “California Gurls“…he can’t be that busy.
Or if we are really lucky, Kanye “I’mma let you finish” West will swim out to the boat in order to perform his verse in “E.T.“
Hey, a girl can dream. See you on board!
Happy Birthday Baby Al
Posted: March 16, 2012 Filed under: Random | Tags: Baby Al, birthday, cat, happy birthday 1 Comment »Yep, I’m doing it.
This post is dedicated to Baby Al – the man of our apartment. He is turning the big 3, 4, 5, or 6…we aren’t totally sure, but he’s still precious nonetheless.
Baby Al – I love the way you chase ice cubes and sit on remotes. I especially love when you climb into my loft and jump all over me.
Stay Classy.
Love, Kari
Let’s Talk About Lohan
Posted: March 5, 2012 Filed under: Hot Mess, Random, Television Shows | Tags: Cue card, Disney Housewives, hot mess, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan on SNL, Mean Girls, music video, rumors, Saturday Night Live, SNL 1 Comment »Yes…I stayed home on Saturday night and watched Lindsay Lohan’s “comeback” on SNL. Yes…I will share my thoughts.
- Lohan looked on point and was seemingly sober…you go girl!
- The “Mean Girls” star poked fun at herself…I endorse this.
- I think Lohan’s best moment on SNL was the “Disney Housewives” skit, which was not live.
- The second best skit was “House Sitting.” Let’s be honest…Kristen Wiig stole the spotlight on this one.
- Even though the critics are saying Lohan didn’t do so hot (for example: reading cue cards) I am giving her five thumbs up! She did a…dare I say…classy job.
Generally speaking, I have many favorite Lohan moments, but I would like to share one in particular…Let’s bring it back to the singing career.
Ahh yes…”Rumors.” What a great song to sing while you are on a road trip in your car…alone.
Lohan revealed a lot about herself in this song/music video:
- She’s tired of rumors starting and she’s sick of being followed
- She likes to dance provocatively in elevators…first thing we have in common
- She’s gonna live her life and not the way we want her to…yea we got that memo
- Lohan climbed into a bird cage way before Miley did
- She leaves da club the same way I do…via helicopter…second thing we have in common
Dear Lindsay, Here is me wishing you a successful comeback. I’m so glad you’re clawing your way out of the ginormous, Grand Canyon-like hole you have plummeted into. I’m so elated that it’s not “Over.” Love, Kari
Best Dressed at the Oscars
Posted: February 27, 2012 Filed under: Movies, Random | Tags: 84th annual Academy Awards, academy award, academy awards, best dressed, Cameron Diaz, kate winslet, Octavia Spencer, Oscars 2012, Pharrell Williams, The Help Leave a comment »Since I wasn’t the best at picking the Oscar winners, I think I’ll give it a shot at picking some of the best dressed stars at the 84th annual Academy Awards.
On another note, was anyone else wondering where Kate Winslet was?! She’s probably prepping for the rerelease of “Titanic” in 3D…I know I am!
Cameron Diaz
I loved this dress! Just like everything else, it fit Cameron like a glove and her arms look like she has been lifting soup cans on overtime. Good choice girl!
*You can creep on Natalie Portman’s polka-dot dress in the background.
Meryl Streep
Meryl shined in gold…just like the Oscar statue she took home for “The Iron Lady” last night. When I saw this dress, I likened it to something a woman living in Rome during the Julius Caesar era would wear. It just works.
Octavia Spencer
The well-deserved Best Supporting Actress winner sparkled in this beautiful dress. It’s versatile…you could wear this to da club or a classy event.
Pharrell Williams
Oh Pharrell…he played the drums at the big show and I was all about it. I think the only thing that would have made his tux better was if he paired it with a trucker hat.
That’s all for me folks! What were your picks for best dressed last evening?











