A Love Letter to Joe Biden

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If you know me at all, you know I’ve had a crush on VP Joe Biden for many years. If you don’t know me, you’re probably thinking “How old is this chick?” Well, a lady never reveals her age, but I will say that there is about 45 years between us.

Anywho, this post is not about politics, it’s about the real Joe Biden…the man behind that winning smile and classy wink. Throughout the course of his Vice Presidency, Joe has done some great things that made me fall deeply for him. I’d like to share them with you, but don’t go falling for him…I already have Jill Biden to compete with and clearly Jill is winning.

1. He’s From Scranton, Pennsylvania (and isn’t afraid to talk about it)

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Along with Mr. Biden, I was also born and raised in Scranton, PA. Most people only vaguely know the area from the TV show The Office, but there is so much more to Scranton that meets the eye. Scranton has a rich history and, I feel, that the area is on the cusp of a transformation period.

Many young professionals and startup companies are popping up in Lackawanna County and that can only help the area move towards being the city I always knew it could be. So what does this have to do with Joe? Well, he always visits and speaks very highly of his birthplace. It’s nice to hear positive talk about my hometown and I love Joe for that!

 2. Joe Loves Costco

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Photo Courtesy: Buzzfeed

Wherever Joe goes he has a good time…and that includes trips to Costco. Quite some time ago, Buzzfeed published an article about Joe’s trip to a Costco in Washington D.C. There are a series of amazing photos chronicling Joe’s trip through the store. He’s meeting, greeting and buying a bunch of shit. How can you not love a man who can have that much fun at a Costco?

Check out the article chronicling Joe’s Costco adventure here!

3. He Doesn’t Take Himself That Seriously

I’m sure that there are times when Joe’s job is a bit stressful. The good thing about Joe is that he has the ability to leave work at the office and get a little wild after quitting time.

There are many examples floating around the web of Biden gone wild, but this one is my absolute favorite so far. This video debuted at the White House Correspondents Dinner held last night. Check out the cameos from Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michelle Obama!

Joe, if you’re reading this, know that I love you lots and don’t change for anyone. Jill Biden…it’s on!

Celebrity Kids with Celebrity Godparents

A few weeks ago, I saw a picture of Jaime King, her boo and her new baby boy James Knight. Topher Grace and Jessica Alba were also in the photo because they have received the honor of being the baby’s godparents.

While there are some religious undertones to the role of a godparent, the secular definition, according to Wikipedia, states that a godparent is “an individual chosen by the parents to take an interest in the child’s upbringing and personal development.”

This got me thinking about other celebrity babies and their godparents. Here are three celebrity godparents that made me say no way, oh wow or that seems odd.

The King of Pop and Nicole Richie

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.justjared.com

Yes, Michael Jackson is Nicole’s godparent, but that is not the most shocking thing I learned. Did you know that Lionel Richie is not Nicole’s biological father! When Nicole’s biological parents could no longer provide for her, Lionel was kind enough to take Nicole in. That makes me feel so pro-Lionel, that I will link to one (and only) Lionel jam I love.

Drew Barrymore and Frances Bean

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.popsugar.com

I never really thought to put Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain and Drew Barrymore in the same social group. Now that think back, Drew used to party her face off and Courtney still does so it’s only natural that these two collided at one point.

Believe it or not, they were actually besties a few lifetimes ago. Back in 2007, Drew stated, “Courtney and I have not seen each other in a while, so I haven’t had the pleasure of being in Frances’s life for a few years. That’s a great loss for me, and I hope to reconnect with her.”

Frances, give Drew a call!

Jake Gyllenhall and Jamie Lee Curtis

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.people.com

I would have never thought to put these two together. Jamie Lee is a close friends of Gyllenhall’s parents so it makes sense. Hey, at least these two hang out!

If you have some other surprising god parents, please share!

Remember When…Lil’ Kim was the Queen Bee?

Yes, before Beyoncé was Beyoncé.

Growing up, Lil’ Kim was the first celebrity I thought was a boss before I even knew what the word boss meant (Sorry, Brit). I did idolize Lil’ Kim for a number of reasons, mostly because she did whateverrr she wanted and pulled it off. 

I believe it was last year’s VMAs when Lil’ Kim came out of hiding to present. I was beyond pumped. The words Lil’ Kim is backkkkkkkkk was scrolling through my brain. After Queen Bee stepped off stage…I felt sad. She just was the same baddest bitch that I remember.

In order to relive the good old days, listed below are my three most memorable baddest bitch moments.

3. Spending Some Quality Time in the Slammer

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.mtv.com

You don’t get to be a bad bitch without having a stint in jail…just ask Lindsay. Back in 2005, Lil’ Kim was sentenced to a year and a day in jail and fined $50,000 for lying in regards to a shootout outside a radio station in Manhattan.

Allegedly Lil’ Kim lied about whether two members of her entourage were at the scene of the shootout. I say allegedly because I know Queen Bee would never lie like that! Check out her comeback at the 2006 VMAs.

2. Putting the Range in Da Rover

This song never gets old. I also think it’s one of Kim’s most well-known jams. The jam, which can be found on La Bella Mafia, was produced by Timberland and features a Mr. Cheeks.

This song includes a number of controversial lyrics, including one about a Sprite can…but my favorite lyric of all time is: I’m the one that put the “Range” in the “Rover.” It has become my mantra.

1. Purple Pasty

Ah yes. You all know what I’m referring to. Let’s go back, back to the 1999 VMA Awards. Lil’ Kim rolls onto the red carpet with basically an entire breast exposed…I think she was going for that mermaid look. That outfit choice took a lot of guts and I’m still wondering what kind of glue she used.

This outfit is not only memorable for the whole boob exposed thing, but also for the fact that Lil’ Kim was felt up by the one and only Diana Ross. Can’t remember? Don’t worry, here’s the video.

Ok, so there are my most memorable Lil’ Kim moments. Please share your favs…let’s relive the glory days together.

Celebrities Who Are Yogis

The interweb is filled with many great things. Today, I found this wonderful video of a beautiful Italian man practicing yoga with his pet Chihuahua. This is a perfect video for me…it’s filled with all things I love!

Anywho, this got me thinking about others that practice yoga and by others, I mean celebrities.

Michelle Williams

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Photo Courtesy: 365daysyoga.tumblr.com

Yes, Jen Lindley likes to get zen every once in a while. Actually, Michelle Williams told Marie Claire magazine that practicing yoga made her a better person, mom and helped her cope with Heath Ledger’s passing.

Michelle took her love for yoga a bit further and even co-founded the Yoga for Single Mothers project with two close friends. Michelle noticed that it can be somewhat hard to make it to a yoga class while taking care of a baby. This project offers child care and yoga classes free for single moms who want to practice. Get it, Michelle.

Adam Levine

Could he be any more desirable? Adam told Men’s Health magazine, “I have a hard time sitting still. Yoga has given me the ability to be more focused and make better decisions that come from a clear place.” And makes him super sculpted.

Hillary Clinton

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.salon.com

Being HBIC, the head of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits and making sure Bill’s GPS tracker is charged is a lot on one lady’s plate. Hillary needs a relaxing outlet and she has chosen yoga to help her mentally and physically.

Rumor has it that Hillary even convinced Bill to join her in yoga classes back when they were attending law school. Bill was even quoted saying “I was the only man in the class for a long time, and it was really fun.” Typical.

Future Oprah Book Club Contenders…Part I

For those that haven’t heard the glorious news, Lindsay Lohan has begun writing a tell-all book! Not only is it a tell-all book that will include all the drugs, parties and blackouts we weren’t invited to, it is reported that LiLo started writing while she was in rehab! I’m mostly excited about the fact that she started penning her memoir in rehab because I’m 85% sure she was sober while there.

After hearing this news, I got to thinking about other celebrities who I would like to write their personal stories in book form. Obviously it is my duty to share these thoughts with my fan base.

Katie Holmes

Now this one would fly right up the best sellers list and help support Suri’s fashion addiction.

Who wouldn’t want to read about Katie and Tom Cruise’s marriage life, how Suri was conceived and the details of the covert plan to divorce Tom?! These thoughts keep me up at night.

I’m imagining Katie writing a truthful tale starting from how she met Tom, leading up to her life as a divorcee. Did Tom pick Katie out of a list of already selected brides or did they actually meet and fall in love? I heard that Jessica Alba said no and Katie was next on the list. If I was Katie, I’d be pissed I wasn’t number one.

I want to hear about the day-to-day, did Tom have someone babysitting Katie from the Scientologist camp, what’s it like to be a Scientologist, and IS TOM A GAY!? Jeez Tom, even Ricky Martin came out of the closet.

Some more questions I’d like the answers to include:

  • Did Tom make Katie slouch in pictures because she towered over him? This is clearly a yes.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how ridiculous was the couch jumping scene on Oprah? Hopefully an 11.
  • Did Katie really get with Jamie Foxx? I sure hope so because I accidentally stumbled upon his birthday suit photos (thank you Internet) and I will definitely award Katie a point on that one.

I have always believed in Katie Holmes and I have always imagined her getting that role that will lead her down the path to Oscar gold. I’m so glad Tom is out of the picture. Now is her time to shine and get with some much younger dudes.

Don’t worry, I’ll get to part II eventually.

Two Words: Rebel Wilson

While I’m sure everyone is focused on the Emmys, I felt the need to write about Rebel Wilson instead. I think it was divine intervention or something like that.

The reason I have decided to write about Rebel is because she has a new show premiering Wednesday, October 2nd on ABC. It’s called Super Fun Night and just by the title alone, I know it’s going to be full of hilariousness. How do I know that, because I Loled at the trailer and I’m pretty sure you will too. If you don’t, I have no words left for you.

Along with plugging Rebel’s new show, I want to discuss the things that made me fall in love with this wild woman.

Free Tattoo and a Mexican Drinking Worm

Rebel was a supporting character in Bridesmaids, but she really made an impact on me with her complete ridiculousness. I mean, who would say yes to a free tattoo from a guy in a van?! Ok, depending on the day, I might say yes too.

Shot by a Mexican Burrito

In Pitch Perfect, Rebel showed us she not only has acting skills, but she can really belt out a tune. In this clip, Rebel’s character is just trying to pump some gas, when an opposing a cappella team member throws a burrito at her. When I first saw this scene, I laughed so hard I missed the next 12 minutes of the movie.

Rebel’s Fashion Choices

I wish I could walk out of the house in half the outfits Rebel has rocked. Below is my absolute favorite, yet practical outfit she has ever worn.

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.c100fm.com

Rebel – Can you let me know where you purchased your kola bear jumpsuit? I need something to spice up my Sunday afternoons.

Lady Singers…Part I

It seems I blipped off the radar these last few days – I apologize. You can blame my cat, she was sitting on my computer. See below:


Anywho, on this fine Sunday evening, I’d like to write about one of my favorite topics…lady singers. It’s true, I love pop divas, including Cher, Xtina and B. Spears – just to name a few. With this blog series, I’d like to share some new favorites of mine for us to enjoy together.

Lana Del Rey

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.pepsi.com

I hope you and your ears have had the pleasure of hearing Lana and her redic lyrics. If you haven’t, get ready to listen to a lady who says exactly what’s on her mind. For example, she sings about Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice, a dude’s python and drugs, lots of drugs.

Spoiler Alert: Lana Del Rey isn’t her real name, it’s Elizabeth Woolridge Grant and she’s 27 years young. Lana was discovered by uploading her songs to YouTube. Because of that, she got herself a real record deal! Her first single was “Video Games,” which was on her second studio album “Born to Die.”

While the critics have mixed feelings about Lana’s talent, more specifically a past appearance on SNL, I’m into her music – it speaks to me. Here are a few of my favorite Lana jams:

“National Anthem”

Lana channels Jackie O and A$AP Rocky takes on the role of JFK. Odd, but in an awesome way. Lyrics to listen up for: Um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds?

“Blue Jeans”

Lyrics to listen up for: Promise you’ll remember that you’re mine/Baby can you see through the tears/Love you more/Than those bitches before

“Off to the Races”

Lyrics to listen up for: Swimming pool glimmering darling/White bikini off with my red nail polish/Watch me in the swimming pool bright blue ripples you/Sitting sipping on your black Cristal

And the final reason as to why you should listen to Lana…she can teach you how to be a boss. See below:

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.weheartit.com

Lana – Thank you and keep it classy.


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