Happy Holiday!

No, I don’t mean Thanksgiving or Hanukkah…I mean the day Britney Spears was born!

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Today is Britney’s 32nd birthday and I am so happy that Brit has made it another year. Let’s be real, it was getting a bit dicey back in 2007 : /

Anywho, I’m spending the evening celebrating with my cat. We are getting wild like it’s 2007!

Don’t forget, Britney Jean (Britney’s 8th studio album) is out tomorrow. I will be listening to it from 8:30 am until the early evening. Feel free to check in and get my opinion. Who are we kidding, I’ll probably say it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.

Happy Birthday Brit! I love you.

Happy Birthday Wiz Khalifa

Today is a good day. It’s Wiz Khalif’s 25th birthday!

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Photo Courtesy: http://www.xxlmag.com

Wiz aka Cameron Jibril Thomaz was born in Minot, North Dakota. Is it hard for anyone else to believe Wiz was born in North Dakota?

Anywho, I think Wiz is just so cool. He’s literally covered in tattoos, he smokes a boatload of pot (Wiz has stated he spends close to $10,000 a month on pot) and he just seems like a fun guy to hang out with and discuss the meaning of life.

Since I can’t actually celebrate with Wiz in person, I would like to commemorate the day by sharing my fav Wiz jam…

Remember You ft. The Weeknd

The video take a hard right about fifty seconds in but the song is good. Wiz will be releasing his fifth studio album by the end of the year. It is called Blacc Hollywood and Wiz teamed up with Adele and everyone’s favorite pop star…Miley Cyrus on some tracks. I bet you can’t wait for this album!

Wiz, I hope you are enjoying your birthday with your lady Amber Rose and your new son! If you are ever in Philly and need a place to stay, I got you. Hopefully you’re not allergic to cats!

Happy 6th Bday Suri Cruise!

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Ladies and gentlemen…it’s time to strap on your fanciest pair of heels…it’s Suri’s birthday.

The fashion-forward offspring of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has turned six-years-old today! I can’t believe it’s been six years…goodness I’m getting old.

Every year that goes by Suri is (thankfully) looking more and more like my second-in-command spiritual goddess – Katie Holmes.

Suri – I’ve been patiently waiting for my invite to your birthday party…I’m actually typing this blog post next to the mailbox right now. Did my invite get lost in the mail again?

Happy 54th Bday Alec Baldwin

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54 years young and still cute as a button! Alec is having a pretty good week so far. Along with celebrating his day of birth, he is also celebrating his engagement (much to my disappointment).

Baldwin’s fiancée Hilaria Thomas is a 28-year-old yoga instructor and yoga studio owner. The couple has been dating a little over a year and got engaged over the weekend. Alec has confirmed that the rumors are true…ugh.

This will be Alec’s second marriage…he was previously hitched to Kim Basinger for nine years. You remember that extremely public divorce, right? How could anyone forget?

Alec – Happy birthday to you…I will be popping out of your cake later this evening. Surprise!

Happy Birthday Kelly Kapowski!

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If you don’t know who Kelly Kapowski is…I really don’t know how to help you with that. But if you do know her…it’s time to celebrate!

Okay, okay it’s not really Kelly Kapowski’s birthday…but it is Tiffani-Amber Thiessen’s 38th birthday! Tiffani is best known for her TV roles on “Saved By the Bell” and “Beverly Hill, 90210.”

In 1974, the birthday girl was born in Long Beach, California and grew up to be an actual beauty queen.

In 1987, Tiffani was crowned Miss Junior America and won the “Great Model Search” sponsored by Teen magazine. Winning this contest landed Tiffani on the cover of the mag and helped her obtain the biggest role of her life…Kelly Kapowski.

When Tiffani was 15 she auditioned for “Saved By the Bell” and won the role! Let me tell you, I would not be the woman I am today without Kelly Kapowski!

When “Saved By the Bell” sadly ended after those awkward college years, Aaron Spelling scooped Tiffani up and dropped her into the 90210 zip code. Tiffani played Valarie Malone who is described as “unwholesome and emotionally troubled.” The best kind of character.

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After her time in “Beverly Hill, 90210” was up, Tiffani starred in a boatload of made for TV movies and now she is currently starring on USA’s “White Collar” with the beautiful Matt Bomer.

Let’s get personal…back in the day Tiffani dated Brian Austin Green aka Mr. Megan Fox and was engaged to Richard Ruccolo…that guy from “Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place.” It didn’t work out with Richard…this gave me hope that Mark Paul Gosselaar was still an option.

Much to my dismay, Tiffani married Brady Smith in 2005. They also have a baby together named Harper.

On that note…let’s relive the good old days…and remember there is no hope with dope!

Tiffani – Happy Birthday! Thanks to you, I’m still looking for my Zack Morris.

It’s Britney’s Birthday, Bitch!

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Happy 30th birthday, Britney! These last 30 years have been magical and I cannot wait for the next 30.

Oh yea, call me!

Happy day of birth Kate Winslet

Today is a day for celebration. Why you ask? 36 years ago today… Kate Winslet was birthed!

Hopefully your company and/or institute of higher learning gave you the day off…it is a national holiday afterall. I will also make the argument that many companies and schools close up shop for December 25th in honor of another birthday…you know who I’m talking about. It’s only fair that we have Kate’s bday off.

Born and raised in Berkshire, England, Winslet is one of four children. Kate has been crafting her acting skills since she was a child. 1991 was when Kate made her acting debut on British television. The first film that Kate graced with her presence was “Heavenly Creatures” in 1994.

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You may have seen this fantastical woman in such films as “Titanic” (personal favise), “The Reader,” “The Holiday” and the list goes on and on and on. She also won some pretty big awards in her time.  Kate has a Golden Globe, an Oscar and an Emmy on her mantle. I’m starting the Kate Winslet wins a Tony campaign on Friday…send me a smoke signal if you want to join the revolution.

She has many other talents besides acting. Kate is a cool mom, a sweet tap dancer, a lifesaver and is totally okay with flashing her lady lumps on the big screen. You go girl!

P.S. Winslet and her breasts have been endorsed by Oprah…need I say more?

Dear Kate – you are a classy and unforgettable woman… I hope you are partying your face off today. Call me if you need a designated driver.Hopefully you will see Leo in his birthday suit tonight! Love – Kari


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