Topless Tuesday

This Tuesday I have chosen a gentleman that is famous for two reasons. He dated the Queen of Pop and likes to pose for photos in his birthday suit…I can dig it.

Now that I have you on the edge of your seat…

Jesus Luz

Jesus Luz

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Remember that time Madonna dated Jesus?

I’d like to thank Madonna for providing me with a plethora of jokes and introducing me to her version of Jesus.

Jesus Luz is a man of mystery. What I do know about him is very little, but I will share the knowledge I have acquired about this beautiful, beautiful man.

Let’s start out with the most obvious item…his name.

During a phone conversation with Interview Magazine, Jesus revealed how his obtained that biblical name. “My father [gave me] my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time. So, when he named me, in his heart and his head, he made a deal, like, I’m going to name you Jesus so everything good in life is going to come to you because they’re going to make the homage to Jesus.” Into it.

Jesus was born in Rio de Janeiro which explains that precious Brazilian skin tone. This man was born to be a model. His first modeling gig was at Fashion Rio in 2007 which led him to a huge shoot in W magazine that gave him tons of exposure…literally.

Madonna and Jesus

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A fun fact about Jesus…he is also a budding DJ and even has released a single titled, “We Came From Light.”

Basically Jesus is famous because he dated Madonna. They met while shooting a fashion spread in W magazine. The relationship lasted for a whole year! Rumor has it Jesus was the one who initiated the split because the couple had nothing in common.

Honestly, do you really need to talk to each other? I’d just stare at him until he got weirded out and walked briskly away.

Jesus –  Looking at you is like staring at the sun. Your eyes burn and you lose the ability to see for a period of time, but it’s worth the pain. Can I send you my optometry bill? If not, I’m always willing to send you my pager number. Get at me.

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