Jessica Simpson – 1 Nick Lachey – 0Posted: September 28, 2011
Rumors have been swirling that the “I Wanna Love You Forever” singer has a baby on board. Now, there is photographic evidence to go along with these rumors.
This past Monday, Simpson was spotted in Cabo San Lucas wearing a blue leopard top (there are blue leopards roaming this planet?!) that really didn’t do much to hide her baby bump…or whatever she’s got going on down there.
Jessica is 31-years-old…it’s about that time in a lady’s life that the ticking of her biological clock is getting louder and louder.
I don’t blame her for denying/trying to keep this a secret…her father is/was a minister after all! They usually frown upon getting knocked up before the marriage license is signed.
“In Touch Weekly” has claimed that Jessica is “already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.” Damn girl.
I’m going to try and do some mental math here…if Jessica is pregnant now, I’m pretty sure she will be extremely pregnant during the month of November. That’s when Jessica is reportedly getting hitched again…to her fiancé aka Eric Johnson. I guess he was just too irresistible…get it?
Jessica – I’m glad your getting hitched while pregs…Nick Lachey couldn’t do that even if he tried. I award you a point.