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Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s Couch

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If you want to show your significant other how much you love them, would you jump on a couch and proclaim your admiration for your better half on Oprah? Many would say no, but Tom Cruise would say differently.

During this time, Mr. Cruise was on his promotional tour for “Wars of the Worlds” and stopped by Oprah. The movie was trumped by Cruise’s blooming relationship with Katie Holmes.

Tom spent his time with Oprah professing his love for Joey Potter and tossed in the fact that he’s in a new movie. I’d say the shining moment in the interview was when Tom slightly manhandled Katie to get her on stage. Two words: Free Katie!!!!!!

Levi Johnston posed for “Playgirl”

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One of our favorite Alaskan residents decided to take it all off but not show it all off (boo).

Levi Johnston decided to extend his fifteen minutes of fame and posed for “Playgirl.” If I do say so myself, it was a very wise choice. I don’t know if it was wise for his career, but it was a wise choice for the sole fact that it increased his lady fan base.

Unfortunately, he didn’t show his Alaskan pistol, but we did get a glimpse of Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend. Bristol, we understand and are pretty jealous.

Ashton Kutcher dated January Jones

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Before he became Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton dated Miss January Jones. When January landed in Hollywood, Kutcher was the first boyfriend she snagged when she arrived. Needless to say, he wasn’t very supportive of January’s acting career. In “GQ,” January stated that, “The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting,” she says. “He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So fuck you!”

Welp, I guess Ashton was wrong. January is a stellar star on AMC’s “Mad Men” and has many upcoming movies on the horizon. I’m making a decision, decision made…point January.

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Hottest Hot Messes

Amy Winehouse

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Oh Amy! What else can we say about her? Recently, Winehouse had scheduled a 12 stop European tour that was supposed to begin her comeback. Well it looks like those comeback dreams have quickly died. She has recently canceled the comeback that was supposed to end all comeback.Why did Winehouse put a stop to her tour? I believe it has something to do with the fact that she was booed off stage in Serbia last Sa. According to the LA Times, she was booed for “flubbing lyrics, yelling at her band and leaving long gaps of silence during numbers.”

Amy, take some tips from B. Spears. Her weave is on point, meds are regulated and shes got a great album!

Where did that singer with the tons of Grammy nominations go? I guess they should make her go back to rehab.

Snooki

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If you have ever watched “The Jersey Shore” you know that Snooki is a hot mess. From getting arrested for being extremely drunk on the beach, showing her whoo-haa pretty much daily and her drunk dials on the duck phone, the evidence is there for all to see.

Regardless of being a hot mess, she is one lovable hot mess. Snooki truly cares about her Jersey Shore family and we love her for that.

We already know of one hilarious moment from this upcoming season …Snooki crashing into an Italian officers car. Hey, she got to keep her license…point Snooki. Get ready for Season 4 of the Shore! The gang is off to Italy and it is sure to be full of ridiculousness and hilarious moments.

Stay strong Team Snooki !

Tara Reid

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Going from teenage dream to plain hot mess, we all know Tara Reid and her numerous hot mess occurrences. She had a pretty popping career in the beginning. Remember when she made appearances in “Urban Legend,” “Cruel Intentions” and “American Pie?”

I thought Miss Reid was going to graduate from teen comedy movies to more adult roles. I guess when you allegedly lose a front tooth at a party then get on the ground and search for it and then proceed to glue it back in…you have graduated to a hot mess.

While Reid denies this ever happened, it made me wonder how rumors such as this begin. I understand how rumors of a celebrity hooking up with someone starts, but losing a tooth! Let’s be real.


On My Radar

Britney Spears’ much anticipated  “Femme Fatale” tour kicked off yesterday in Sacramento, CA. Many people have been putting their two cents in about how she will do on tour this time around. Much concerned revolved around the fact that she hasn’t been moving as well as she used to…she’s a mother of two and ten years older for goodness sakes.

Even her ex-bf Justin Timberlake has chimed in. Interviewing with “Playboy” JT stated, “People think they can say anything and it doesn’t matter to people. I’d love to see the people who comment about Britney online say those things to her face, because they couldn’t. Also, in Britney’s defense, if you pulled up a video I did from 2003, I couldn’t do the shit I did then either.”

Hey Britney…you are on Justin’s radar!!

Perez Hilton got a sneak peak of the tour and gave our girl rave reviews. This tour is even being called her “flashiest tour yet.” Anywho… In anticipation of seeing Britney in July, I thought I could focus this post on Britney’s past performance on award shows, television and any other venue or arena that Miss Spears has graced with her presence.

Welcome to the Circus

While the audio is a little strange (yes, I know she lip-syncs) this video offers up a front row seat to B. Spears performing “Circus.” Perez Hilton gives us an unforgettable yet awkward introduction. Britney then descends from the ceiling in her ringleader outfit complete with whip. She looks great dancing and stomping around stage…I’d go see the Circus again.

At least she didn’t climb on the desk…

This is one of my all-time favorite Britney performance videos that I have seen thus far. I am convinced she is actually singing “I’m a Slave for You” live on the David Letterman show. Her outfit, dance moves and hair are all on point as well. During the performance, she creeps her way over to Dave and gives him a surprise dance. But in true Barrymore fashion, she did not flash the Late Show host. Maybe next time, Dave.

Remember When?

Britney has had many memorable (one in particular that I wish I didn’t remember…you know what I’m speaking of) performances on the MTV Music Awards. I do have to say this one caused a bit of controversy when it aired. Many parents thought she was a bad influence since she looked practically naked during this performance. Hello! Her first song was called”…Hit Me Baby One More Time.” She wasn’t supposed to be a role model for children from the beginning. I give her props for this one. It was and will always be epic.


“Last Friday Night”

Katy Perry, you really are a teenage dream

Special Alert: I’m only focusing this post on Katy Perry. Yes, she did something really great.

If you haven’t heard or seen by now, hopefully you are ok and not in the hospital because Katy Perry released her new eight minute music video for “Last Friday Night.” It’s floating all over the Internet and even on some of the entertainment shows. As discussed previously, Katy embodies Kathy Beth Terry, a full-on nerd. She creates a hil.ar.ious scene of an at first boring Friday night that turns into a blast.

Thanks to a makeover courtesy of Rebecca Black, Kathy goes from geek to sleek. She makes all of us nerds at heart proud when she bags the hot guy in the grade above her! Go Kathy!

Kathy’s Uncle Kenny makes an appearance playing the sax. Uncle Kenny is really famed saxophone player Kenny G. And for all of us old pop fans, Hanson makes a cameo, among many more.

This is one video you cannot miss!  Look out for my favorite Kathy quote “Oh my God he’s so hottttt.”


Celebrity Top 3

Here we go kids!

Alec Baldwin running for NYC mayor…yessssssssssssss!

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Rumor has it that “30 Rock” star Alec Baldwin wants to run for New York City mayor in 2013. Quoted in The Hollywood Reporter,”
Baldwin’s rep commented, “I wouldn’t rule it out.”

Baldwin, who is a registered Democrat, has begun to consider the coveted position after the Anthony Weiner scandal erupted. The Twitpic master, once a shoe-in for the position may not run after he admitted that it was him in the photos. And, oh yea, the multiple women.

I believe that if Baldwin runs, he’ll cruise happily into the political scene. I believe it’s that Baldwin charm…

Meet Kathy Beth Terry

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In anticipation oh her new music video for “Last Friday Night,” Katy Perry has revealed another side to her that we would have never guessed. Meet Kathy Beth Terry, who is an 8th grade nerd who loves Sudoku puzzles and Steve Johnson, a 9th grader who hasn’t noticed Kathy yet.

Kathy Beth Terry has been releasing short YouTube videos that explain who she is and what she’s all about. My personal favorite is Kathy’s tour of her bedroom. Btw Kathy’s neighbor is Rebecca Black who is the famed singer of the smash hit “Friday.” Stay tuned to Miss Perry’s Facebook page for more updates on Kathy.

Don’t worry Kanye…she’s not a gold digger

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You may need to sit down for this one. Apparently Kanye West was spotted with the one, the only Mary-Kate Olsen! I’ll give this a few minutes to sink in.

The pair was spotted getting close at the Submercer Nightclub in NYC, which happened to be the same night of Kanye’s 35th birthday. The details on the hookup are slim, here’s hoping that more tidbits arise soon. I would love to see these two hit the red carpet together.

The Olsen twins are on fire these days, Ashley was recently spotted with Justin Timberlake. One word of advice Mary-Kate…be careful. I don’t want to hear any demeaning words about you in a rap song.


Show Me Your Teets

Poor Blake Lively. Most of the world has probably seen her naked already. I wonder if her rumored new boyfriend Jack Dawson… I mean Leo DiCaprio has taken a peak at the pics. While Lively’s camp is still denying the picture’s authenticity, it seems that we the people do not care whether or not they are real. If the pictures aren’t of Lively, the girl is a spitting image of the “Gossip Girl” star.

This nude scandal has inspired me to reminisce about previous scandals that do not involve clothes. Hold onto your pants!

“1 Night in Paris”

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Let’s be real. You can’t talk about naked scandals without talking about Paris Hilton’s starring role in “1 Night in Paris.” Released in 2004, the tape shows 62 minutes of Paris and her ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon consummating their relationship.

Interviewed by the British version of “GQ,” Paris stated, “I never received a dime from the video. It’s just dirty money and (Salomon) should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something. To be honest, I don’t even think about it any more.” Regardless of whether Paris still thinks about the tape or not, it did get noticed by the AVN Awards, which is the Academy Awards of porn. “1 Night in Paris” won Top Renting Release of the Year.

Look at him now

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Oh Chris Brown. Not only did you hurt our precious Rihanna, we have also seen what your mama gave you. Personally, I would have rather see T.I. in his birthday suit than Chris Brown, but I’ll take what I can get.

Rumor has it that an ex-girlfriend of his leaked the photo of Brown. While the “Kiss,Kiss” singer was in the process of trying to erase the previous scandal that he got himself into, the naked scandal seemed to have come at the right time.

I do have to say this about what horrible thing he did to Rihanna: We. Will. Never. Forget. Bitch.

Jamie FoXXX

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Back in 2009, a very interesting picture of Jamie Foxx hit the web. He was wearing nothing but a do-rag. While we all know once a nude pic hits the web, usually the celebrity immediately denies that it’s them in the picture.

What is rare in this case of celebrity nude scandals is that Jamie Foxx readily admitted that it was him in the photo. Foxx admitted that the reason he took the picture was for his make-up artist for a before and after shot of his physical training.

The photo was hacked and broadcasted for all to see. Jamie, I’m blushing…

There you have it folks. As Reese Witherspoon said at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, “if you take naked pictures with your cell phone, hide your face.”


Celebrity Top 3

Welp, it’s Friday. You know what that means…it’s Celebrity Top 3 day! Each week it keeps getting more and more difficult to choose only three stories to spotlight. But alas, I have chosen my three favorites for this week. Here we go!

She’s just trying to find a husband

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It has been reported that Jennifer Aniston has reeled in a new beau! The new Mr. Aniston supposedly is Justin Theroux. If you are like me, your response was “huh?” After doing some research, I found out that Theroux is a triple threat.

He acts, directs and is a screenwriter. His debut in the acting world was in the film “I shot Andy Warhol,” but he has also been in “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” and “Zoolander.” I would say his most groundbreaking role was the cowboy in “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion.”

People Magazine has reported that the pair has been dating for a few weeks and Theroux has already met Aniston’s bffs Chelsea Handler and Courtney Cox. Jen, excellent choice on this one! He’s sexy and he looks like he can kick Brad’s ass. Get it girl.

Free Snooki…Again

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My favorite “Jersey Shore” cast member has found her way back into the slammer…this time in Italy. While she was cruising around with pal Deena, Snooki rammed into the back of an Italian cop car. You are probably thinking that she was intoxicated. Surprisingly, she was 100% sober when taken into custody.

When she was spotted after being released, Snooki was sporting a neck brace as if she was injured from the crash. A little while later, news broke that Snooki was just punking us and ripped the neck brace off. Oh Snooki you got us! As a side note, we don’t have to worry America, Snooki’s fender bender won’t cost her U.S.A driver’s license. Hitchhikers of America, Snooki can still pick you up!

“Man Down” literally

This week Rihanna premiered her new music video for her song “Man Down.” In the video, Rihanna shoots a man at the very beginning. The video then rewinds to the previous day where we see Rihanna being her carefree self. She meets a gentleman caller and it quickly turns ugly. It looks like this man sexually assaults Rihanna, hence the reason for the shooting.

Well, the Parents Television Council has to throw its two cents in stating, “If Chris Brown shot a woman in his new video and BET premiered it, the world would stop. Rihanna should not get a pass …” Rihanna gets a free pass for the rest of her life. She can do whatever she wants. I respect Rihanna for putting this video out. While I’m sure she’s not supporting murder, I think she’s trying to put a stop to this type of violence in her own way. Team Rihanna 4ever.

There you have it. The Celebrity Top 3 for this week. Stay tuned for next week!


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